BaylinerBob:
"My Italian gardner talked me into putting in a pool. Zero regrets!"
BaylinerBob:
"Even in her shadow, she bathes me with her warmth. One day soon, I am going to repay her with the sun."
BaylinerBob:
Not easy stepping in for Abi, but we had to have this house.
BaylinerBob:
"Ok so this is the plan...you swing me out on this ceiling lamp, I pound in that last picture frame nail, miss the glass and we don't have to move the couch and dust behind it. 1, 2, 3.....!"
BaylinerBob:
"I don't care what you say Abi, I'm not feeling so cute."
BaylinerBob:
"Our favorite thing to make for dinner is FUN."
BaylinerBob:
"When you know, you know."
BaylinerBob:
"30 minute or less? As Michael Jordan would say, "It's all in the shoes."
BaylinerBob:
Happy Birthday Abi!
BaylinerBob:
"This is not the path either of you two want to go down. Today it's the shopping center Bunny, tomorrow it's the mall Santa."
BaylinerBob:
Thank you all so much for all the Birthday wishes. Forever always appreciate your support and fun over the years. Cheers to another one ahead!
BaylinerBob:
"Relax Oreo Cookie Queen. It's a few ants, your precious cookies are fine over here."
BaylinerBob:
Took Abi to go get lunch today, asked the girl to make us a sandwich and she said no problem. I looked over at Abi and said "Now, how damn hard was that?" Looking for a friend to stay with this weekend.
BaylinerBob:
"I said I thought Sydney Sweeney had some big laughs on SNL. that's all. This is why we can't have nice things!"
BaylinerBob:
"Saved it!"
BaylinerBob:
"I think if you ask Abi, she'd say my generosity and awareness are my best qualities."
BaylinerBob:
"Abi's failed side hussel has instead turned into me training for the NY Cheesecake eating contest. If I don't win, diabetes will."
BaylinerBob:
"Alright, here we go. Kinky Kelly and the Sexy Stud. Straight from their dirty debut in Tijuana, Kelly's taking it on the road."
BaylinerBob:
"Dude, you need not drink before going out. You're always showing up either with no clothes or very untimely outfit choices."
BaylinerBob:
"Abi told me to stop napping on the couch and make myself useful. You bat .300 you're a Hall of Famer. Right now I'm batting .500, I'm a freaking legend!"
BaylinerBob:
Even when I lose an argument, eating chips on Abi's side of the bed makes me feel like I still got the W."
BaylinerBob:
Hey, AC Slater here....
BaylinerBob:
"Serious question for you sofisicated people out there, I have to meet Abi's Mom later for coffee. Pinky up or down?"
BaylinerBob:
"Admit it, your jealous and always wanted to do the same even just once."
BaylinerBob:
It's RFL Kick-off Saturday!
BaylinerBob:
One More Light 2024 RFL Kick-off and Open House...plus giveaway!
BaylinerBob:
I was hoping to spend some time with my better half today and sorta missed her a lot and did that whole feel sorry for myself thing…
BaylinerBob:
"I will only adore you twice in my lifetime. That’s now and forever."
BaylinerBob:
"...oh don't be silly. I don't mind at all that you brought your Dad to chaperone. A lot of my ex's would have recommended the same. As I mentioned earlier, that Stanley guy...no relation?"
BaylinerBob:
"Is your significant other off-line and find yourself missing them being mad at you? Well do I have the thing for you...or maybe me."
