BaylinerBob:
"...oh don't be silly. I don't mind at all that you brought your Dad to chaperone. A lot of my ex's would have recommended the same. As I mentioned earlier, that Stanley guy...no relation?"
BaylinerBob:
"Is your significant other off-line and find yourself missing them being mad at you? Well do I have the thing for you...or maybe me."
BaylinerBob:
"You deserve a Valentine's day in bed Abi. Now, can you reach the sink ok, these dishes don't wash themselves?"
BaylinerBob:
"A lot of people ask me how I tolerate her, so many. My answer has always been & will be that she is the only one who get's me."
BaylinerBob:
"I said I work for TIPS ma'am. Tips!"
BaylinerBob:
"I figured how much can a few donut holes cost. Then she just kept going and going, then whiskey and chocolate milk started flowing. Going to have to put her college fund into something a little more risky."
BaylinerBob:
SO many options...
BaylinerBob:
2024 Relay For Life & One More Light teaser...
BaylinerBob:
"Ok, but we gotta make it quick. I have a cold beer and lunch waiting for me."
BaylinerBob:
"I don't care that you're from the South Abi. What I do care about is how cold it is outside my front door."
BaylinerBob:
"I don't know Abi, did you wiggle the damn handle. How long have you been in there anyways? Lord, look at them arms!?"
BaylinerBob:
"Ya sorry Ab's, there will be none of that tonight. Go grab your phone, I need you to take a pic of me with all that stuff for a FB alibi. No way I am going to work tomorrow."
BaylinerBob:
2024 One More Light - Kickoff Meeting
BaylinerBob:
"Let's be honest in saying I wasn't working with much to start with. Well here is real me, but doing real things for a change rather than the really dumb things I do in real life you don't see, but I recreate in SL. In support of my person, I got you!
BaylinerBob:
Almost 4 years ago I met you on a beach just like this one...
BaylinerBob:
"Just stop, I know what your going to tell me Abi. We're hosting New Year's Eve aren't we?"
BaylinerBob:
"Family, I would just like to acknowledge your efforts being with us this Christmas. And recognize Lil Gobbler, P Fizz, John Boy and of course Cherry Bombs, lord she had some juicy breasts, who all we lost at Thanksgiving."
BaylinerBob:
"Kids, I don't understand, I was good all year. Ok, maybe most of the time. Sure, once in awhile Mom would tell me I need Jesus but but the numbers just don't add up."
BaylinerBob:
"Are you dreaming of a white Christmas too?! How about $99L seasonal poses?
BaylinerBob:
From us to you....
BaylinerBob:
"Listen kiddo's, it's been a down year for reptile door-to-door salesmen . You two want any kind of a Christmas, march over there and fill those teapots "Tik-Tok" fast, plus I'm freezing!" # HotCocoaPool
BaylinerBob:
Shutter Up Christmas $99L Sale!
BaylinerBob:
"That's not where that goes!"
BaylinerBob:
"Abi said trust is built and after the Thanksgiving fiasco, (fingers crossed) next Christmas I am using the big boy oven."
BaylinerBob:
"One positive about Christmas shopping, a lot less people with their nose in their phones."
BaylinerBob:
"While some make lists for under their tree, mine is simply a name."
BaylinerBob:
"Abiiiiiii...Family meeting....NOW!"
BaylinerBob:
"Good lord you two took your time finding that tree. I almost got up and yelled for you both."
BaylinerBob:
"Seriously, I had no idea you guys had frat houses. Nor did I know gummies were behind all those seasonal smiles."
BaylinerBob:
"Mrs Clause, I am pretty sure the next recipe will not require that more your targeted audience. Maybe get some cocoa and turn in early?"
