zJMac: Colonial Viper disguised as a CF18 Hornet
zJMac: Yeeee haaaaa!!!!!!
zJMac: Um, don't tell me....He's right behind me, isn't he?
zJMac: Kiddie painting?
zJMac: Waterwalking powers: De-activated!
zJMac: 50lbs of gear and they move like ballerinas!
zJMac: What if they held a fashion show, and the lighting guy didn't show up?
zJMac: Let it all hang out....
zJMac: "Oh, you beautiful babes [..], for whom we have traveled through time... will you go to the prom with us in San Dimas? We will have a most triumphant time!"
zJMac: Mad Kayaker!
zJMac: Turing test: PASSED!
zJMac: Browser choice vs user IQ
zJMac: NYC called, they want their apple back!
zJMac: *NOT* a Wooden Duck....
zJMac: Apparently I really am a vampire....
zJMac: Chomp! What happened to the rest of my Kayak?
zJMac: People live here?
zJMac: i believe - I Believe - I BELIEVE....
zJMac: It's so cold in Ottawa....
zJMac: Demons arrive at Dow's Lake!
zJMac: Shark or cut bait. Hmmmmm....
zJMac: Candy building at night....Or inverted reflection....You decide....
zJMac: qu'est-ce que ça mange en hiver?
zJMac: Mall Angel?!?!?!?!?!?!
zJMac: Now boarding for: The Twilight Zone
zJMac: Bare feet and rock climbing, not a good mix
zJMac: Mine! It's mine I tell you!
zJMac: White Water Ducking?!?!?!?!?
zJMac: Parking Meter Ghosts
zJMac: Requiem for a season