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Meet Radioactive Man at the Android's Dungeon and Baseball Card Shop
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A twizzler is not a sprinkle!
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Chief Wiggum randomly samples the merchandise to ensure safety.
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Every item guaranteed fresh or your money begrudgingly refunded
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Segnbora and Homer
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Er, ah, vote Quimby!
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The Frying Dutchman
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Jasper's in the freezer
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Springfield Chili Cook-Off (note: don't kick the turtle)
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Back by popular indifference!
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Buy 3 for the price of 3!
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Maggie makes a break for the caffeine.
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A Twizzler is not a sprinkle! A Mounds is not a sprinkle! A Jolly Rancher is not a sprinkle!
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Go ahead! They're not called DON'T-nuts.
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First Bank of Springfield, misplacing decimal points since 194.5
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A noble spirit embiggens the smallest mind.
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Buy this Simpsons stuff! (Or else!)
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Apu at the register
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Comic Book Guy
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Kwik-E-Mart Gas
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Kwik-E-Mart gas prices
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*products may not actually exist inside
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Thank you for loitering
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5 minute parking. Violators will be executed.
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Marge comes around the corner.
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Milhouse and Bart are on the roof of the Kwik-E-Mart.
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This one's for you, "Ban Comic Sans"!