Swirlee:
Not gonna lie, I'm preeetty excited about my new @richer_poorer socks, finally delivered from @Fab.
Swirlee:
All six screens on my @Megabus bus have been showing this fine entertainment the whole trip. My fare at work, I suppose.
Swirlee:
What this picture doesn't illustrate is that this chaise lounge isn't big enough for me, much less with a 100-lb. lab/Dane mix.
Swirlee:
To whichever previous occupant installed this, uh, fixture: You're fucking with us, right?
Swirlee:
Reed & Betsy got us the Dinosaurs Super Sticker Book for our housewarming. It's basically awesome. #curseyoursuddenbutinevitablebetrayal