Swirlee: This may take one minute.
Swirlee: HOT ATTENTION!
Swirlee: Awesome 1963 spelling reformist ad @roxychan found in her dad's old stuff. #TORSKRIPT
Swirlee: I wonder if they take credit cards...
Swirlee: Cameron & Aunt Roxy
Swirlee: Purple argyle narwhal from @krisselou, what! /cc @hidama
Swirlee: This may or may not be happening right now.
Swirlee: Not sure what's going on here but it looks fun.
Swirlee: Not gonna lie, I'm preeetty excited about my new @richer_poorer socks, finally delivered from @Fab.
Swirlee: All six screens on my @Megabus bus have been showing this fine entertainment the whole trip. My fare at work, I suppose.
Swirlee: iOS thinks @danbovenmyer should change his Twitter name. I'm feelin' it.
Swirlee: Friend's kittens Dante and Epic going to extreme lengths to drink my water.
Swirlee: I made a friend. Lookit those feets!
Swirlee: What this picture doesn't illustrate is that this chaise lounge isn't big enough for me, much less with a 100-lb. lab/Dane mix.
Swirlee: I think this is the first time I've used these ramekins. Penne & cheese, anyone?
Swirlee: To whichever previous occupant installed this, uh, fixture: You're fucking with us, right?
Swirlee: •@phiremangston and I is pretty cute.
Swirlee: Got dressed and thought, "Wow, these jeans make me look skinny." And so...
Swirlee: Today's color is green. #gpoy
Swirlee: Blocked in by This. So... guess I'm stuck downtown for awhile...
Swirlee: Was accused by @mandastyron of being dressed up today. Excuse for #gpoy? Sure.
Swirlee: New shirt. Sales at @DillardsStores please me.
Swirlee: New shirt. Sales at @DillardsStores please me.
Swirlee: Reed & Betsy got us the Dinosaurs Super Sticker Book for our housewarming. It's basically awesome. #curseyoursuddenbutinevitablebetrayal
Swirlee: Gotta remember to take my pills...
Swirlee: "The Introverts Lounge" followed me. Curious, I clicked. Its tweets are protected. ಠ_ಠ
Swirlee: Living with a dentist entails lots of scenes like this.
Swirlee: Not gonna lie, the new Yamaha Vino (right) looks nice, even next to a Vespa
Swirlee: This has something to do with @hidama, I'm sure of it.