ScottSimpson:
Think I figured out my next career.
ScottSimpson:
@jasonpermenter THANKS BRO
ScottSimpson:
Learnin' a lot!
ScottSimpson:
I can't even imagine…
ScottSimpson:
This is a Real Thing
ScottSimpson:
No Wrong Way
ScottSimpson:
Book of the Year
ScottSimpson:
Book of the Year
ScottSimpson:
I feel like my son is always auditioning for a part in the Clockwork Orange remake.
ScottSimpson:
Kyle is standing right behind me again, isn't he?
ScottSimpson:
Just met the lead singer of Serious Hat.
ScottSimpson:
WHO'S THIS DOUBLE DOSE OF HANDSOME
ScottSimpson:
"Steve Jobs," by my son. (Pencil on paper, $43,000,000)
ScottSimpson:
Joseph Smith Sphinx!
ScottSimpson:
Salt Lake City, you flat.
ScottSimpson:
Why so angry at them?
ScottSimpson:
Hey look I found a Magnetic Fields song on the street!
ScottSimpson:
"Yes that TOTALLY sounds like a real name, Dad." —Son whose father is on the run and who secretly wants him to be caught
ScottSimpson:
If 'Risty didn't exist, @johnhodgman would have had to invent him.
ScottSimpson:
upload
ScottSimpson:
I have a lot of questions about this place.
ScottSimpson:
Never should have let my boss pay me in paper clips.
ScottSimpson:
WELCOME
ScottSimpson:
There are so many Chinese characters, it makes sense that some of them would resemble English letters.
ScottSimpson:
The only thing I don't like about this product is how wimpy his punch is.
ScottSimpson:
Somebody is getting it DONE.
ScottSimpson:
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ScottSimpson:
"We bit their heads off as a warning to intruders."
ScottSimpson:
Holiday party got pretty hot.
ScottSimpson:
Cat Pirate
