sarahlane: carry me to the ends of the earth princess @kate8
sarahlane: It's always Christmas at the DMV 💀
sarahlane: Rude
sarahlane: Breakfast at the opera again #crunchies
sarahlane: I could belong here
sarahlane: Lamp lady stoic in the face of adversity
sarahlane: Are you sick of Swiss Alps? If so you are a MONSTER
sarahlane: It's a pano party and you're invited!
sarahlane: German can look like a really drunk text at times
sarahlane: Well that settles it, no more parties in LA
sarahlane: Does it look as cold as it feels haha just kidding that's a trick question your wildest dreams aren't this cold
sarahlane: Gonna leave this world for awhile
sarahlane: Oh like your office is any cleaner. Wake up girl.
sarahlane: Kevin Gates gets grilled on HQ, journalism not yet dead
sarahlane: Listened to November Rain on repeat for duration of flight, not interested in your dissent
sarahlane: Little Sam is gonna have surgery in a few minutes to find out why he has an enlarged heart. I think it's just because he loves me so much.
sarahlane: How about no, Scott
sarahlane: Good ad placement
sarahlane: Cut off all my 2015 hair because Y NOT, stay safe out there everyone
sarahlane: Unsurprisingly @champagnepapi and the offspring of @peanutspicks dominated my year. Here's to 2016 and a lot more nudity.
sarahlane: Pins are in @steve_place
sarahlane: My mom's cat Zephyr just looks at me this way, all day
sarahlane: #tfw you open your prez early and the spirit of Christmas rocks you to your core
sarahlane: DenimHead Barbieri
sarahlane: Who let the dogs out?
sarahlane: When a hotel room has very little chill
sarahlane: Hello….. it me
sarahlane: Happy Thanksgiving from my family to yours.
sarahlane: What A Time To Be Alive
sarahlane: Foot shattered, standards intact, we good, see u at the pool