SAGExSDX: I had the most physically intimate time with the big black man next to me on the plane. And we didn't even take our clothes off!
SAGExSDX: Well. That's great. ~50% battery to dead instantly
SAGExSDX: That's a good-looking bird!
SAGExSDX: After all these years, I finally bought a Blu-ray player!
SAGExSDX: Train them to be faster then
SAGExSDX: You know you've been writing code too late when...
SAGExSDX: Celebrate! Car, you made it to 130k!
SAGExSDX: Whoa! Diet Pepsi doesn't use aspartame anymore. No wonder it tastes different
SAGExSDX: Was thinking about a "no comment" shirt using code comments. Came into work and team members wearing it. They're harvesting my dreams!
SAGExSDX: Ooh League of Legends reference in Dragon Blaze!
SAGExSDX: Liar. As if you could afford a Ferrari #whatevs
SAGExSDX: Found this in our attic on one of the trusses. Blood.... human blood?
SAGExSDX: Protect Ya Tings!
SAGExSDX: Looked at my phone gallery and found a random picture I didn't take. Creepy
SAGExSDX: @allin4jc @YoungAzn7 you guys would be in heaven
SAGExSDX: Got a pair of Beats by Dr. Dre Tour earbuds for 300 baht (about $10) in the Thailand streets. Obviously fake but sound is decent!
SAGExSDX: Korea has amazing scenery
SAGExSDX: You can always count on Koreans to use any means necessary to get a sale
SAGExSDX: It didn't rain and the wedding was a success! So beautiful and loved having loved ones with me
SAGExSDX: @steve_klein @Shankarama
SAGExSDX: @Shankarama @steve_klein look who I spied
SAGExSDX: omg we have twinkies at work!
SAGExSDX: I'm a crackshot homie
SAGExSDX: 13 steak sandwiches in an hour. Wow
SAGExSDX: This is my day at work today #parature
SAGExSDX: Got me another pentakill last night. New Master Yi is more OP! #leagueoflegends
SAGExSDX: This guy's license plate is an epic fail #clever
SAGExSDX: You probably have to be really important to have SPACE as your license plate
SAGExSDX: My FANTASICA ally "tryhardbeast" spent $90 to get into the top 10 for the current event. Hope it was worth it!
SAGExSDX: Alright let's blow stuff up