romeo'smom: this is your dog on drugs
romeo'smom: i got spaded...
romeo'smom: poor thing...even his eyelids are droopy
romeo'smom: i'm vewy sweepy
romeo'smom: looking a little mad
romeo'smom: pitiful puppy
romeo'smom: yes, i'm fine here...thanks for asking
romeo'smom: pimp my e-collar
romeo'smom: queen for a day
romeo'smom: what did i do to deserve this?
romeo'smom: well, i don't think it's funny at all!
romeo'smom: speaking of royally ticked off
romeo'smom: i guess i'll just take a nap since i can't get out of this thing
romeo'smom: sleepy cone head
romeo'smom: is that your doggie halo or the devil in disguise?
romeo'smom: talk about mad dog!
romeo'smom: wussy!
romeo'smom: all to ourselves...
romeo'smom: who will you choose...
romeo'smom: mischief! mischief!
romeo'smom: goodnight baby bird
romeo'smom: little exhibitionist
romeo'smom: have you no modesty?
romeo'smom: red rum
romeo'smom: whose fleece was white as snow
romeo'smom: my snow leopard