Tom Simpson: "Every Time I See Something Nice, You Have to Go and Spoil It by Telling Me She's My Wife" by E. Simms Campbell, 1963
Tom Simpson: "Deep Down He's Just a Goddamn Kid" by E. Simms Campbell, 1963
Tom Simpson: "Of course this is just a hobby of mine. My real interest is golf." E. Simms Campbell for Playboy, 1971
Tom Simpson: "My pleasure, boys. Always glad to see a delegation from the States." E. Simms Campbell for Playboy, 1962
Tom Simpson: "I don't want ten rooms with single beds, I want a single with ten beds." E. Simms Campbell for Playboy, 1969
Tom Simpson: "Now I know why the girls are giving me a wooden anniversary party. I married a blockhead!" by E. Simms Campbell, 1970
Tom Simpson: "He's a real prima dona. Won't star working until he has a large audience." by E. Simms Campbell, 1962
Tom Simpson: Don't star our marriage off wrong! When I'm reasoning with you - shut up!" by E. Simms Campbell, 1968
Tom Simpson: "I wouldn't go in there. This guide book says the food is only fair." by E. Simms Campbell, 1968
Tom Simpson: "Buy him Mama! Lust look how much there is to pet!" by E. Simms Campbell, 1962
Tom Simpson: "But Mr. Schutzenheimer, instead of a star - c-c-couldn't you just make me an extra" by E. Simms Campbell, 1942
Tom Simpson: "They say his salary goes to five figures... a blonde, a brunette, and three redheads!" by E. Simms Campbell 1949
Tom Simpson: "My mother met my father this identical way." by E. Simms Campbell
Tom Simpson: Christmas 1962 by E. Simms Campbell for Playboy
Tom Simpson: "How d'ya spell polygamy" by E. Simms Campbell for Esquire, 1933
Tom Simpson: Cuddling in the Cold, Esquire magazine cover, February 1947
Tom Simpson: "What do you mean your wife doesn't understand you... I'm your wife!" by E. Simms Campbell, 1950
Tom Simpson: "Now this shot when you jump into the pool look scared" by E. Simms Campbell, 1964
Tom Simpson: "They're my husband's former girl friends. Whenever we have a fight, he hangs them up." by E. Simms Campbell, 1941
Tom Simpson: "She says she dresses as she pleases... and you can see it doesn't take much to please her." E. Simms Campbell, 1952
Tom Simpson: "Yes'm, the children are fine. I've tied up the twins, locked the oldest boy in the closet... and I'm sitting on the one who bites." by E. Simms Campbell, 1952