consolidatedartists: I saw a hobo masturbate in a doorway near here a couple weeks ago. #uptownpgh #pittsburgh #ilovepgh #abandonedbaseballfield
consolidatedartists: I have another cold, but it's not going to keep me down. #missingwatertower #philadelphia
consolidatedartists: This weekend has been worth every second of the 14 collective hours I'm spending on the megabus. #abandonedsepta #philadelphia
consolidatedartists: Checking off bucket list tasks today. #tastykake #philadelphia
consolidatedartists: I went to Philadelphia on a whim. #pier18 #philadelphia
consolidatedartists: One of my more embarrassing moments of the year just happened. No more details. #nightdemolition #uptownpgh #pittsburgh
consolidatedartists: I finally caught the mail woman tossing my building's collective mail on the floor today. She was unapologetic- I'm going to leave her a heart box of chocolates and an appreciation note to see if that wins my mail slot-treatment. #lostloafers #oldletters
consolidatedartists: Tomorrow I get back on the Bikram wagon, my knee wound seems partially healed. #secretlawrenceville #stepstonowhere #pittsburgh
consolidatedartists: This morning (post 1am) was insane and fun. I am just now feeling kind of human again. #abandonedroad #leadstocrackaddicts #uptownpgh #pittsburgh #stepsroad
consolidatedartists: Sometimes I just want Yellow Daal Curry at 830a- making this happen right now. #uptownpgh #pittsburgh #theresnogrocerystorecloseby #someonepushedthatcartacrossabridge
consolidatedartists: I forgot how obnoxious rebar can be as working material. #hilldistrict #uptownpgh #pittsburgh #halfoffsale #doyoufeeladraft
consolidatedartists: Samson has an earache, time to get fleeced at the vets office. #hilldistrict #pittsburgh #wherestheotherhalf #lonelyhouse
consolidatedartists: I watched pigeons flock around, then eat vomited oatmeal that smelled like Wild Rose today and laughed pretty hard. #hilldistrict #pittsburgh
consolidatedartists: Tried out my heavily repaired and tuned Redline Metro Classic bike yesterday...like buttah. So stealth, it was near magical after riding my 1970s East German beater for a couple weeks. #hilldistrict #pittsburgh #nicepaintjob #beautifulbedroom
consolidatedartists: Last night I dreamt my sisters lived in houses floating in a lock chamber but in a bay and not a river with an earthen dam, the lock gate was falling apart and stone, not steel. I tried doing yoga on it for a picture op. Typical. #machineshop #secretlawr
consolidatedartists: I was listening to my upstairs neighbors pound on the floor for an hour. At first I thought it was rough sexy business but later I realized it was probably P90X. #secretlawrenceville #pittsburgh #freeskylight
consolidatedartists: Bulgarian feta from the Indian grocery store seemed like a good deal, I'm only lightly reconsidering my decision. #brightonheights #pittsburgh
consolidatedartists: Every time I buy groceries at Whole Foods, I feel like I'm being ripped off. $4 basic eggs?! Then again, I buy maybe 5 things there ever in one visit. #squatterchurch #hilldistrict #pittsburgh
consolidatedartists: My knee wound gets repacked today and I find out if it has staph or mrsa! No Bikram or dancing for a couple weeks. #uptownpgh #pittsburgh
consolidatedartists: I've been sick since Saturday night. Today is the first day I felt like moving again, do I bought a microwave...finally. #hilldistrict #pittsburgh #1978
consolidatedartists: I thought I had strep last night but it's feeling more like the flu today...now accepting dog walkers and food preparation. I can handle making tea still. #hilldistrict #pittsburgh
consolidatedartists: RIP roomba. 2007-2014 - I guess I didn't 'inspect and clean brushes' enough. #hilldistrict #pittsburgh #curtainsarentglass
consolidatedartists: I learned what chitterlings are today while visiting Strip District Meats...still a vegetarian. #hilldistrict #pittsburgh thanks @xxrandysmithxx
consolidatedartists: Yesterday, I finally fell asleep at 4 pand woke up twice from then till 6:43a today. Unheard of! #whatretainingwall #itsanorphanage #uptownpgh #pittsburgh
consolidatedartists: Tumble drying a denim winter coat is ridiculously time consuming. #nohomeforthewinter #foundsomebottleshere #hilldistrict #pittsburgh
consolidatedartists: A methed out zombie tranny with a limp arm and this wig falling off, charged my car in an intersection on Fifth Ave last night. I'm not sure what she was saying but when I came home the wig was in my parking lot. #tumbleweave #zombieland #uptownpgh #pitts
consolidatedartists: My life is a Thieves Like Us song. #uptownpgh #pittsburgh #justpushitinapit #workedindetroit
consolidatedartists: I cheated on Skyteam with StarAlliance and lost. Lesson learned: Never trust an airline group who's name sounds like a space villain. #wedidntneedthatwallanyway #limassol #cyprus
consolidatedartists: I cheated on Skyteam with the StarAlliance and lost hard. Lesson learned: Airlines groups that sounds like space villains can't be trusted. #wedidntneedthatwallanyway #cyprus #limassol
consolidatedartists: Leaving Cyprus is going to be hard, but I'll be back soon enough this year. Hey pgh are you ready? #limassol #cyprus #crisisincyprus