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mr.KIOff: What I wanted looked more and more like what I'd always been trained to want.
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mr.KIOff: Control Freak
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mr.KIOff: Big Al
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mr.KIOff: Things die. All things die.
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mr.KIOff: Keep it simple.
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mr.KIOff: You learn about life by the accidents you have, over and over again,
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mr.KIOff: Sound like yourself.
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mr.KIOff: Let other pens dwell on guilt and misery.
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mr.KIOff: Science can't tell you why anything happens.
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mr.KIOff: Climate is what you expect, weather is what you get.
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mr.KIOff: Anyone who considers protocol unimportant has never dealt with a cat.
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mr.KIOff: How can you argue with a woman who won't?
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mr.KIOff: You live and learn. Or you don't live long.
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mr.KIOff: Taxes are not levied for the benefit of the taxed.
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mr.KIOff: Sin lies only in hurting others unnecessarily. All other "sins" are invented nonsense.
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mr.KIOff: Rub her feet.
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mr.KIOff: Place your clothes and weapons where you can find them in the dark.
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mr.KIOff: Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
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mr.KIOff: Money is a powerful aphrodisiac. But flowers work almost as well.
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mr.KIOff: Little girls, like butterflies, need no excuse.
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mr.KIOff: If you don't like yourself, you can't like other people.
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mr.KIOff: To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites.
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mr.KIOff: Everybody lies about sex.
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mr.KIOff: Autocracy is based on the assumption that one man is wiser than a million men. Let's play that over
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mr.KIOff: Delusions are often functional.
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mr.KIOff: Ideas or the lack of them can cause disease.
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mr.KIOff: Time to Decay
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mr.KIOff: A brute kills for pleasure. A fool kills from hate.
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mr.KIOff: When she is gone
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mr.KIOff: I can ride my bike with no handlebars