MeganMorris: Should I kill him or make friends?
MeganMorris: WTF? Where did snake go?
MeganMorris: omg Gordo is eating his tail!
MeganMorris: Playing possessed
MeganMorris: Playing dead?
MeganMorris: A stunted snake
MeganMorris: Just no tongue, ok?
MeganMorris: Will he come back to kill me later if I don't kill him first?
MeganMorris: Has no interest in Rensselaer right now
MeganMorris: I can haz kiss?
MeganMorris: Ok, snake. I let you live.
MeganMorris: I SAID COME DOWN GOD DAMN YOU!!!!!
MeganMorris: Not enjoying the snake as much as the cats and I are
MeganMorris: No, snake, come down from there!
MeganMorris: Who is this snake infiltrating my tunnel?