foozerjr:
Congrats to the happy couple. Thanks so much for inviting us to join you on your awesome day! #Clasburts2018 @burritokay @babydougiegrant
foozerjr:
#tbt to buying Jurassic park lunchboxes at a flea market. JP caused me first to pursue science, and then tech. I do what I do because of it. Oh yeah, and a new one comes out today.
foozerjr:
Me: “Everything the light touches will be yours one day.” Nuke: “Whoa. Can I pee on it?” Me: “...Yes.”
foozerjr:
When your beard oil and your lady’s grapefruit essential oil are identical / next to each other in the morning and you are rushing into work and you think “why does my beard smell like grapefruit?”