Listener42: Good job, @kroger.
Listener42: Haven't done one of these in a while. Looks like my beard needs a trim.
Listener42: I was wrong. #gawx #snow
Listener42: I do not breakfast like other people.
Listener42: Last @dolphins selfie of the season. We'll get 'em next year. (Oh, who am I kidding...)
Listener42: Drinking it old school. @dolphins
Listener42: Nail clipper for believers only.
Listener42: I'm not sure why I'm feeling so excited about this movie, but I kind of am. Maybe it's the reclining seats. #theforceawakens
Listener42: Derp factor five, captain! @wilw @itswilwheaton @sirpatstew @akaworf
Listener42: Peak #hanukkah.
Listener42: Space travel, steampunk Seattle, superheroes, and more! tinyurl.com/theclockworkrussian
Listener42: Now there's a stat someone pulled out of their butt...
Listener42: My new book, #TheClockworkRussian, is out now. Get your copy at http://tinyurl.com/theclockworkrussian. Pretty convenient! (cover by @missbellablitz)
Listener42: I'm ready, #twodots. Are you?
Listener42: Ready to go to the wedding!
Listener42: A great couple of lines in a book I'm reviewing.
Listener42: Alyssa's teachers expected the class to type this URL to get the answer. Site didn't work; we Googled it and found the answer in 30 seconds.
Listener42: When you're stuck in row A at the theater, everything looks like this...
Listener42: The pediatric dentist's light fixture: where balloons go to die.
Listener42: I drank a ton of water today and still want more. The thirst is real.
Listener42: What's next, #twodots? I'm ready if you are.
Listener42: Back in the 90s, I was on a very famous TV show. #halloween
Listener42: I don't know what's happening here.
Listener42: Landing face.
Listener42: The measure of a fan: supporting your team, even when they're stinking up the joint. #dolphins
Listener42: From "Darkly Dreaming Dexter" by Jeff Lindsay.
Listener42: I am ready for some football. At a bar. Because @cbs46 decided to not show the Dolphins game. Boo.
Listener42: Clever. @erichutchinson, opening for @ptxofficial and @kelly_clarkson in #atlanta
Listener42: Your move, #twodots.
Listener42: Y'know what I haven't seen in a while? Big League Chew. #familyguy @peterpumpkineater69