kequir: goddamnit
kequir: half asleep
kequir: The Best Dog™
kequir: brought to you by the world's most wonderful six year old girl
kequir: work dinner's cutting into my sweatpants time
kequir: important business
kequir: just doing his spousal duty, I guess
kequir: and she held her sword, and she smiled like a knife
kequir: betcha can guess how this one ended
kequir: your 8pm gutting courtesy of kerouac
kequir: prince
kequir: best
kequir: I would be a valuable asset to your company.
kequir: spoiled
kequir: she left a note on my pillow
kequir: this kid
kequir: this kid
kequir: this kid
kequir: Operation Forget JayZ
kequir: Pretty much.
kequir: nobody crapped their pants!
kequir: nobody crapped their pants!
kequir: nobody crapped their pants!
kequir: the future looks good
kequir: please help me
kequir: SLEPT GREAT THANKS FOR ASKING
kequir: here you go, guys