jesusbot: Immaculate.
jesusbot: Shit's cheap
jesusbot: I'm sorry, I'm a little drunk, @taylor_bird
jesusbot: Stand by for epic Cinco de Mayo debauchery
jesusbot: In the sketchiest corner of the diviest bar- that's where I be.
jesusbot: Who even runs at this hour?
jesusbot: No sleep the previous night? Wear sunglasses all day.
jesusbot: Yeah
jesusbot: Obedience training swag
jesusbot: Just another one of my #poordecisions
jesusbot: I broke tumblr. This is a #sign
jesusbot: I try so hard to love you. But it's like you don't love yourself.
jesusbot: Abandonment & isolation
jesusbot: Castles
jesusbot: Still a douche
jesusbot: I lied.
jesusbot: Cheap beer night.
jesusbot: My beard has its own zip code.
jesusbot: Flora's getting nakey
jesusbot: Cool
jesusbot: Motobecane Super Mirage
jesusbot: New frame