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jandersen: Burning Man Flowchart
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jandersen: All I really wanted for Christmas was to hold her hand while I was scared for takeoff.
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jandersen: And momma, momma, if the Democrats win we'll get married and live together forever and I'll never die on you.
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jandersen: @wobbling shows off a galley print of his autobiography.
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jandersen: Sunday is going well.
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jandersen: Jessie and Azmeer had a long night.
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jandersen: Awwwwwl shiiiiit! We made everything prettier and better for you.
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jandersen: A welcome visit from the bed-head fariea
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jandersen: These gentleman are romantics but will fuck you up if you aren't down with Nietzsche and CBT
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jandersen: Treating my flu with pork.
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jandersen: I've been looking forward to this weekend.
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jandersen: My family is very excited that I'm home:
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jandersen: I'm in the Midwest.
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jandersen: Cocktail Club: Brunch: Bonus Iron Chef: Tie Breaker
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jandersen: No hipsters, you can't bring the fanny pack back.
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jandersen: My asshole friends did not pull their marshmallow-eating weight.
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jandersen: Future business leader.
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jandersen: Why do you want to keep @jessiep from free lasagna?
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jandersen: 6 months later and Flickr finally responds to Instagram... with a link to the email upload page.
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jandersen: Poor @jeffbeene, he confronts infinite choice with a blackhole of indecision.
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jandersen: Bobblehead Cat.
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jandersen: I put these on and shout at her "You MARRIED me!" and there's nothing she can say.
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jandersen: Scene from a DIY wedding cleanup.
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jandersen: My wife.
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jandersen: Scene from a DIY wedding.
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jandersen: Not pictured: Woman in Tasteless Shoes.
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jandersen: This woman is not married and that is a damn shame.
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jandersen: Oh yeah. Making our own rings.
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jandersen: My parents took my solo album cover picture when I was five.
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jandersen: Recovery.