jaciii (off&on): “Electricity is really just organized lightning”~George Carlin_9657
jaciii (off&on): “You have to do your own growing no matter how tall your grandfather was”~Abraham Lincoln_9652
jaciii (off&on): “Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died”~Steven Wright_3495
jaciii (off&on): Have Sponge will travel!_3263
jaciii (off&on): “The only thing worse than a liar is a liar that's also a hypocrite!”~Tennessee Williams_3271
jaciii (off&on): “Those who deny freedom to others deserve it not for themselves”~Abraham Lincoln_3268
jaciii (off&on): “It requires more courage to suffer than to die”~Napoleon Bonaparte_8849
jaciii (off&on): If all Humanity deserves Freedom, why do I have slaves?_8127
jaciii (off&on): “Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake”~Napoleon Bonaparte_8462
jaciii (off&on): “No nation has friends only interests”~Charles de Gaulle_8817
jaciii (off&on): “I stayed in a really old hotel last night. They sent me a wake-up letter”~Steven Wright_8980
jaciii (off&on): “Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist”~George Carlin_8821
jaciii (off&on): “The infectiousness of crime is like that of the plague”~Napoleon Bonaparte_8798
jaciii (off&on): “How to drive a guy crazy: send him a telegram and on the top put 'page 2"~Henny Youngman_6354
jaciii (off&on): All things in moderation!_3970
jaciii (off&on): Dad, this is for all living and deceased Fathers who were ever breathy_8080
jaciii (off&on): propitious_7263
jaciii (off&on): obsequious_9211
jaciii (off&on): “God's children and their happiness are my reasons for being”~Red Skelton_7960
jaciii (off&on): “I think knowing what you cannot do is more important than knowing what you can”~Lucille Ball_6244
jaciii (off&on): “When you become senile, you won't know it”~Bill Cosby_7818
jaciii (off&on): “It's later than it's ever been”~Flip Wilson_7824
jaciii (off&on): Check out your soul? More good than bad? Got cobwebs in how many corners?_0037
jaciii (off&on): Why investigate facts? I am prejudging all!_3620
jaciii (off&on): 1,201 fotos here supported by Flickrites_Thanks!_7246
jaciii (off&on): “Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They're worth it”~Henny Youngman_7267
jaciii (off&on): “I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back”~Henny Youngman_9456
jaciii (off&on): “The truest wisdom is a resolute determination”~Napoleon Bonaparte_9424
jaciii (off&on): “And then also I think it's harder for women because comedy is so opposite of being ladylike”~Wanda Sykes_9356
jaciii (off&on): “Ability is of little account without opportunity”~Lucille Ball_5948