jaciii (off&on): “Electricity is really just organized lightning”~George Carlin_9657
jaciii (off&on): “You have to do your own growing no matter how tall your grandfather was”~Abraham Lincoln_9652
jaciii (off&on): How can you stop Runaway Government?_3496
jaciii (off&on): “Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died”~Steven Wright_3495
jaciii (off&on): Discourage? Fix yourself up how? HINT: Cocaine is not the answer!_3256
jaciii (off&on): Have Sponge will travel!_3263
jaciii (off&on): Halliburton needs another war! Do you too?_2270
jaciii (off&on): Chastity, is it worth dying for?_8683
jaciii (off&on): TRUTH, were can you be found?_8705
jaciii (off&on): “The only thing worse than a liar is a liar that's also a hypocrite!”~Tennessee Williams_3271
jaciii (off&on): “Those who deny freedom to others deserve it not for themselves”~Abraham Lincoln_3268
jaciii (off&on): “It requires more courage to suffer than to die”~Napoleon Bonaparte_8849
jaciii (off&on): If all Humanity deserves Freedom, why do I have slaves?_8127
jaciii (off&on): “How young can you die of old age?”~Steven Wright_7902
jaciii (off&on): “Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake”~Napoleon Bonaparte_8462
jaciii (off&on): “Sponges grow in the ocean. This bothers me. How deep would it be if they didn't?”~Steven Wright_6330
jaciii (off&on): STOP spinning uselessly out of control!_9149
jaciii (off&on): Have quite a happy unBIRTHDAY!_8814
jaciii (off&on): “No nation has friends only interests”~Charles de Gaulle_8817
jaciii (off&on): “I stayed in a really old hotel last night. They sent me a wake-up letter”~Steven Wright_8980
jaciii (off&on): “I'd rather regret the things I've done than regret the things I haven't done”~Lucille Ball, American Comedian_8863
jaciii (off&on): “Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist”~George Carlin_8821
jaciii (off&on): “Where evil men would seek to perpetuate an unjust status quo, good men must seek to bring into being a real order of justice"~Rev. Martin Luther King, Jr._8680
jaciii (off&on): To all the friendship ponderers!_8846
jaciii (off&on): “The infectiousness of crime is like that of the plague”~Napoleon Bonaparte_8798
jaciii (off&on): If this is still your UNbirthday, please joy greatly all days!_7853
jaciii (off&on): Like YOU, John is only important due to his relationship with Jesus!_6211
jaciii (off&on): “How to drive a guy crazy: send him a telegram and on the top put 'page 2"~Henny Youngman_6354
jaciii (off&on): “Respect the burden”~Napoleon Bonaparte_Explore_8511
jaciii (off&on): All things in moderation!_3970