hbmike2000: Use The Force, Luke ... and watch out for that tree! Obi-Wan decided to teach Luke how to drive using the force so they could drink tea and chat on the way. Not his best idea. . . #lego #legostarwars #starwars #lukeskywalker #obiwankenobi #building #bu
hbmike2000: Woke Up Like This Which is why you should never share a room with Andy. . . #wokeuplikethis #collage #adobe #psexpress #red #green #blue #purple #yellow #selfie #snapchat #goofy #humor #funny #silly #homage #andywarhol #portrait #colors #duotone #apple
hbmike2000: Salvador stole Luke Skywalkers X-34 Landspeeder, picked me up for drinks, took me out to the middle of nowhere and ... well, that's what really happened Officer. Surreal, huh. . . #hipstamatic #salvador84 #dreamcanvas #spirogel #landspeeder #x34 #starwar
hbmike2000: Star Wars Y Wing bomber down. . . I'm sorry, I usually actually set things on fire to get the shot ... but it's Star Wars ... and LEGO's. Couldn't do it . . #lego #starwars #legostarwars #ywing #rogueone #battle #fire #flame #smoke #crash #apple #iphone
hbmike2000: She's been watching Harry Potter again. . . Show off . . #cockatiel #bird #cinnamonpearl #magic #showoff #lenslightapp #brainfevermedia #lights #glow #colorful #saturated #upsidedown #apple #iphone6splus #iphone #ipad #iphoneography
hbmike2000: Oh sure, Miss Anita Moorecolor wants nothing to do with me until Mr Augusta Wind starts whistling at me. Then all of the sudden I'm beefcake. . . What?! She can't see very well, I told her I was 24. . . #bird #birdcage #cockatiel #pearl #cinnamonpear
hbmike2000: The Original Star Wars Scene . . I found it! It was in George's maid's second cousins husbands friends girlfriends daughters bedroom closet under some long lost underwear ... eewwww. Anyway, it's proof! . . It's an old, faded, peeling worn out paintin
hbmike2000: Sorry, No Photos Please . . A friend came over the other day, reached into her pocket, pulled out her phone and began taking photos of Inde. The dog that refuses to let me take a photo of him sat there calm and cool and I swear he even posed for her. .
hbmike2000: Pardon Me, Could You Possibly Move Your Big White Feathered Butt Back A Few Inches ... Please . . In the five seconds it took to hit the Hipstamatic Camera app on my iPhone to snapping the shot, Miss Ineeda Morecolor flew off to the powder room, put on mo
hbmike2000: Told You So . . Thanks to new advancements in technology we are now able to photograph deep inside a dogs head without harm to them or yourself and see just what makes a dog tick. . . The first things you notice are the rocks and boulders where brains s
hbmike2000: As Little Maybell danced her Ballet recital to Great Balls Of Fire, Mom kept thinking of her promise to tell her daughter the truth and quickly exited Stage left. If you look closely you can see her feet just as they flew out the 13th floor window. . . M
hbmike2000: I Dunno . . It's either a giant tooth stuck in the ground or I just found Pac-man's Great Great Great kinda petrified Grandpa. I'm going with the latter. . . #desert #sunset #landers #rock #sky #clouds #lookslike #oldwomanspringsroad #goldenhour #apple #
hbmike2000: We Remember Jim Nestor . . I didn't. I will now. Forever. . . You know those stories you hear when your a kid. Those urban legends your told to scare you. Ones with unsolved child abduction out of national parks, crooked police, psychics, mysterious p
hbmike2000: Heaven . . Twenty miles short of an eighty mile trip I found Heaven. A place on the side of the road that had something larger than a two foot tall scarcely branched bush or a rock that only went up to my knees to pee behind. . . Yes, I peed in Heaven,
hbmike2000: Snitch . . You know hard it is to be sneaky if your iPhone randomly snaps photos all the time?! . . #selfie #portrait #smoke #cigarette #scruff #head #headshot #unshaven #gray #apple #iphone #ipad #iphone6splus #iphonography #square #accidentalselfie #des
hbmike2000: Waiting For Dad . . We were honored with an overnight stay from Sir Chompers who for the first hour or two sat in the haul way by the front door crying out Why Dad, why?! Why would you leave me with this 75 pound heathen?!?! ( my dog, not me!) It only
hbmike2000: Size You Up . . I believe the dog won and got to use the lounge chair . . #backyard #patio #loungechair #patiofurniture #blackandwhite #photography #inde #will #apple #iphone #iphonography #pool #ipad #dog #inde #americandingo #carolinadog #monochromatic
hbmike2000: Happy Easter! . . #holiday #ᴇᴀsᴛᴇʀᴇɢɢs #easter #eggs #typography #eggcarton #colorful #apple #iphone #iphone6splus #saturated #ipad #deserthotsprings
hbmike2000: In case your curios what an American Dingo looks like just before he jumps up and head butts you in the nose cause he hates when you take a photo of him. And can someone explain HOW he knows when I have the camera app on??? I point the phone at him as if
hbmike2000: He hates it when I take his picture. Some how or another he instinctually knows when my phone is out whether or not I'm using the camera and in which case he tries to eat it ... along with my hand. Then he scolds me by barking at me for 10 minutes or so t
hbmike2000: Back in 1976, I formed a small band with some friends called The Star Wars Cantina Cover Band Band. MiniFig Luke was on lead, MiniFig Han was on bass while MiniFig Leia wearing her Metal Bra was on Drums. MiniFigs Chewbacca, R2D2 and C3PO rounded out the
hbmike2000: The Colonel . . It is surreal to me to see an elephant outside our bedroom window. The first time it pees in the pool though its outta here. . . #artuocastenellos #themetalcorral #banning #metal #backyard #pool #deserthotsprings #tiki #tikipole #tikitote
hbmike2000: It's A Giant Elephants Ass . . You know when you take a 100 shots of something and the one you like best is the one where you held the camera off on its own without ever looking at it and clicking the shutter button as you walk away. . . Makes me so mad
hbmike2000: In Pictures Anything Can Happen
hbmike2000: I TOLD You He Was Real! . I had to go all the way back to the 1940's to find this old postcard ... I mean photo I took of him. I was skydiving naked over Holiday Island in the middle of winter when he went flying by. . #christmas #holiday #santa #santa
hbmike2000: Santa's Visit . I've invited Santa over for some cookies and milk to help smooth over any problems we may have had in the past. In fact I'm getting ready to refill his cup with this gallon of expired milk I have stuck up in the rafters. He'll have a hoo
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