2005 - 2009:
After driving for three hours and getting fined 65$ by Maze Patrol we were able to make it 1.5 miles to the Canadians.
2005 - 2009:
At first the littlest Canadian thought that perhaps dancing was as smart as Canada not being America.
2005 - 2009:
Horray for what we had done, after nearly hours of navigating the maze, we traveled less than a mile and found the Canadians, in a basement.
2005 - 2009:
We were filled with happiness when we saw them, as it is likely we may never see them again.
2005 - 2009:
One of those British people came and started speaking to me in a different language, about what I believe was my camera. She was a Satan.
2005 - 2009:
I told Kit that if we didn't get to the Canadian's before they left, they would never speak to us again. On top of that, they would send us letters of poison; as well as shit in bags and mail them as our favorite foods.
2005 - 2009:
In the end, the littlest one became the top-seed, but to her, extra photographs = middle finger, But little does she know, Middle Finger = Sigorney.
2005 - 2009:
But that is not all that bad when you think about it; as if Canada were America, they would be paying trillions of dollars for a sandcastle contest, that looks like a battle to me. And not every country wants to Sand Castle Battle.
2005 - 2009:
Kit explained to the Canadians, that in America, dancing is customary when in place. Lucky for Kit there were two weirdo's from Britain taking her advice.
2005 - 2009:
Kit was shocked by my news of how promptly we had to go. She said "fuck it battery" and we hit the road, for three hours.
2005 - 2009:
Times turned tuff on us, and we had to go our separate ways. We sure will miss those Canadians, they did all the things we told them to and trespassed as if one could trespass.
2005 - 2009:
The night ended and the Canadians went and slept at the Canadian Embassy. It was morning now, and we had to say goodbye to the Canadians.
2005 - 2009:
Finally the littlest Canadian decided to go all about, and dance like America. It was not all that bad, except for those British people that were trying to steal the Canadians.