2005 - 2009:
The first place was called Bontega Julian Lounge, it was nice, but everyone looke like they were not starving
2005 - 2009:
Then the starving said that there were 12 bars that would accept the starving, so we walked; but everyone walked like a dream, where you are trying to run but you cannot
2005 - 2009:
After eating one must always take a smoking break, as it is the best after you eat, especially if you were fake starving
2005 - 2009:
But I came to realize that all of these starving people looked like well fed nightmares
2005 - 2009:
It was nice at the starving party, like one of Kit's family sleep-overs; nothing to eat except for beer
2005 - 2009:
I figured that some starving people like to decorate their faces and write zombie there
2005 - 2009:
The next place was a bar that did not have a name. That is stupid in my brain. It was nice but the people there were caught off guard by the starving
2005 - 2009:
Saturday night, the magical hat, as well as King Charles 101, plus the advocate, all had a party where you are treated better if you look like a starving person
2005 - 2009:
Hugh took a break from the starving to actually eat, as he was not actually starving. Eating Vagina Leaves.
2005 - 2009:
When we were leaving the last place, Hugh realized that all of the nightmare blood had been given away, to the jerks with no costumes. So we both pooped in their bathroom and smeared it on the faucet handles, and the door handle
2005 - 2009:
They did not know if the starving were bad, or if they should have sex with the starving. But underneath every starving is a mystery
2005 - 2009:
This was my starving person costume