2005 - 2009:
With Taylor's power of love he was able to freeze the river in time. Just long enough for us to search this area for Tom.
2005 - 2009:
I am looking into the mirror of my dreams.
2005 - 2009:
Kristene and Taylor determined that Tom may not be in Vermont at all.
2005 - 2009:
But we weren't idiots. We poured poison all in the river to get back at them and their kids.
2005 - 2009:
Kristene said we needed to head down river to find Tom.
2005 - 2009:
"Nothing to worry about for sure", that is what they said. "We will all be made of Tom once again."
2005 - 2009:
Ryan decided to have some cigarettes for dinner.
2005 - 2009:
Hugh immediately told us that he would go on a secret exotic spy mission into the forest, where Tom had built a dam last year.
2005 - 2009:
But Ryan and Taylor became stuck, just as we all started to be made of Tom. We had failed.
2005 - 2009:
With all of the searching, all that Taylor and Jen turned up was a soda top and the Ace of Spades.
2005 - 2009:
All together there were a whole bunch of us. Each of us driven by our desire for Tom.
2005 - 2009:
Before we left, I thought that if I were to take a Photograph like the ones I took of Tom last year, that he may show his face.
2005 - 2009:
My love and I made torches, and headed into the forest, in one last attempt to find Tom.
2005 - 2009:
But when Jen heard that, she pulled out her map, and showed us all the places Tom was last seen.
2005 - 2009:
Our hopes were through the roof.
2005 - 2009:
When we left, Taylor disguised himself as myself, this way Taylor would walk out in front of all of us, and Tom would think that he was me.
2005 - 2009:
I ran about and asked the man in the America car if he knew where Tom was.
2005 - 2009:
I brought Ryan as the Technical Specifacationist; his knee is broke = meninmiscus operation
2005 - 2009:
Eliza discovered some farts.
2005 - 2009:
Enough was enough; we went back to our base and started to plan out our next move.
2005 - 2009:
My team of specialists put their heads together to really try to be made of Tom.
2005 - 2009:
When we started cooking, we noticed that a poisoned person floated down the stream.
2005 - 2009:
The search at America's birthday party was hopeless.
2005 - 2009:
Jen said something about Germany. But I told her Tom was a Hun.
2005 - 2009:
I believed that Ryan had done his research as I was made of Tom once.
2005 - 2009:
Taylor rubbed my back.
2005 - 2009:
Hugh, Ryan, and Kristene stood guard, hoping that Tom may be in the house behind them, or in their pants.
2005 - 2009:
Taylor lassoed the girl on the pogo stick. She didn't know how to talk.
2005 - 2009:
Ryan, as the technical specificationist, brought us to the birthday party for America, in Warren. It was a parade for America.
2005 - 2009:
Ryan told me that Tom was a beautiful, but clever person. His beauty is so powerful, that Kristene had to test her special ability, incase of a Tom trick.