jamesforeman:
She thinks she’d beat me at Jeopardy but I protest!
jamesforeman:
Getting older sucks eggs
jamesforeman:
we finally made it!
jamesforeman:
Look! @hairbyshyloh brought her goat homunculus to an industry soirée
jamesforeman:
it’s me, bitch
jamesforeman:
Bump
jamesforeman:
Observations From a Mall in Upstate New York
jamesforeman:
The Cleveland Amtrak terminal is exactly as depressing as you think it is.
jamesforeman:
Commander Fatass reporting for duty
jamesforeman:
Leave no milk and cookies out for Dystopian Santa — only bitter ale and shag tobacco
jamesforeman:
barf
jamesforeman:
@shyloh_h got a ring light
jamesforeman:
Have a merry Christmas and I hope you don’t have to use your sword
jamesforeman:
When it’s cold but not, like, cold cold
jamesforeman:
Me: professional wrestling is silly also me: amateur professional wrestling kicks ass
jamesforeman:
@shyloh_h has perfectly distilled my essence into these two items
jamesforeman:
Really thankful that these goofballs let this goofball (me) into their goofball lives
jamesforeman:
Rebirthday date 🔥
jamesforeman:
Emmitt.
jamesforeman:
being sick sometimes isn’t so bad
jamesforeman:
Happy Halloween, weirdo
jamesforeman:
“We need to optimize our core competencies and also eat cat poop.”
jamesforeman:
When you got that inside track 👏
jamesforeman:
❤️
jamesforeman:
same
jamesforeman:
Texas Roadhouse date
jamesforeman:
I bought exactly 1 souvenir in England exactly 1 year ago
jamesforeman:
I’m babysitting
jamesforeman:
“In consequence of inventing machines, men will be devoured by them.”
jamesforeman:
Watching @shyloh_h make the sausage
