The Funky Redeemer:
The chap in stripes started off by the wall and had moved one inch closer to the ladies every half-hour. His E.T.A was 4:30am
The Funky Redeemer:
At the end of the Dosie-Doe, everyone had a partner apart from Adam, he resented this
The Funky Redeemer:
This was the most expensive thing Dan had had near his booty since the Diamond Encrusted Buttplug in 1998
The Funky Redeemer:
I don't think this chap liked me taking suprise photos without the chance to pull an 'FHM'
The Funky Redeemer:
for a visual definition of 'Conversation Dried up' see below
The Funky Redeemer:
With subtle jerks of her head, Penny indicated to me the device from which the C.I.A were watching her every move. This all started, she explained, after being probed by aliens one wet night in September 2002
The Funky Redeemer:
Baggy clothing & the Macarena....what more can you ask for!!!!
The Funky Redeemer:
Birthday girl having a Kodak moment
The Funky Redeemer:
The guy behind Tara had bumped her one time too many..... now she prepared for a hideous retaliation
The Funky Redeemer:
I pray to Allah that I never get bitten by either of these two
The Funky Redeemer:
If you think this is exciting you ought to see these two naked
The Funky Redeemer:
Alexs unique ability to look like a special shines through yet again
The Funky Redeemer:
Cheryl was moving in for the kill, Andy was wondering how much he could get for the pearls
The Funky Redeemer:
Adam always massages his guns after he has kissed them
The Funky Redeemer:
WLTM someone with GSOH and who is as wacky as me!!!!!. I like pubbing clubbing and cosy nights in
The Funky Redeemer:
You want cigarette?....girls?..... fresh girls very clean will like you much American G.I.!!
The Funky Redeemer:
Seconds later Dan headbutted me before smashing his pint glass into my face
The Funky Redeemer:
I drink my whiskey out of a mug with a sabre-toothed tiger on the side......I am sexy
The Funky Redeemer:
The glow of party goodness
The Funky Redeemer:
My Satan statement is backed up by this photo. I had redeye reduction set to ON when I took this photo
The Funky Redeemer:
Rachael is in the process of being sued by the UN Wildlife Conservation Department due the number of leopards it took to make her carpet
The Funky Redeemer:
Rachael was having doubts about whether pineapple and cheese sticks were a good idea
The Funky Redeemer:
Tara and Gemma reminised about the life and times of Joey Deacon
The Funky Redeemer:
We played twister and some chick won. I can't remember her name but I know is wasn't Bernard
The Funky Redeemer:
After three Bacardi Breezers Rachael usually likes to do an impression of Gene Simmons from KISS
The Funky Redeemer:
Debs missed Adam's booty by a country mile
The Funky Redeemer:
The party girl chose to spank herself
The Funky Redeemer:
I prepare to wax Adams booty with a wooden spatula. I upgraded from a plastic Tefal number as the semisynthetic polymerization impairs spankability....and thats science fact!
The Funky Redeemer:
We show up.....spankage ensues
The Funky Redeemer:
Sally attempted to clear a blockage
