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"You don't have to suffer to be a poet. Adolescence is enough suffering for anyone,"~ John Ciardi
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"We're seeing in working mothers a change from'Thank God it's Friday,' to 'Thank God it's Monday.' If any working mother has not experienced that feeling, her children are not adolescent,"~ Ann Diehl
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We're not sarcastic, we're hilarious. We're not annoying, we're just cooler than you. We're not bitches, we just don't like you. And we're not obsessed, we're just best friends.
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"The most effective form of birth control I know is spending the day with my kids,"~ Jill Bensley
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Sometimes we're on a collision course, and we just don't know it. Whether it's by accident or by design, there's not a thing we can do about it.
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Little girls are fine and dandy, but I think the phrase should say Thank Heaven for Little Boys.
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I recall my fleeting instants in Savannah as the taste of a cup charged to the brim. -- Henry James
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"When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out,"~ Erma Bombeck
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"Pretty much all the honest truth telling there is in the world is done by children,"~ Oliver Wendell Holmes
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"There's nothing that can help you understand your beliefs more than trying to explain them to an inquisitive child,"~ Frank A Clark
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"One thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the rest of your life, at the drop of a hat, you are expected to know your child's name and how old he or she is,"~ Erma bombeck
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"My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives,"~John Wilmot
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"Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with,"~ Kathleen Misfud
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Madam, there's no such thing as a tough child - if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender, wc fields
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I'm sorry there's no train to take you on this trip, but there are animatronic monkeys and the person sitting next to you is probably wearing socks with his sandals and smells like a giant garlic burp.
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I'm done learning new things until someone can prove to me that we won't have Google forever.
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"I want to have children and I know my time is running out. I want to have them while my parents are still young enough to take care of them,"~ Rita Rudner
