Matt [the esoteric introvert]: Well I know what I'm having for dessert then…
Matt [the esoteric introvert]: Sort of get why Louis XIV was jealous and built Versailles and imprisoned the guy that built Vaux le Vicomte.
Matt [the esoteric introvert]: @zatytom mades 🎃
Matt [the esoteric introvert]: Before. After. Coma (not pictured).
Matt [the esoteric introvert]: Angel of the squid ink
Matt [the esoteric introvert]: La Gomera in the twilight
Matt [the esoteric introvert]: Drinking cava, watching the ocean.
Matt [the esoteric introvert]: Could be having a worse Saturday tbqh.
Matt [the esoteric introvert]: Today needed more sas(s)... finally found it in the Eurostar lounge 💁‍♂️💅💃
Matt [the esoteric introvert]: #Kinder advent calendars in #Monoprix.
Matt [the esoteric introvert]: So a Mojito and a Cosmopolitan are a long and a short drink. I think they got these definitions the wrong way round though... #shortjito #longpolitan
Matt [the esoteric introvert]: #staysafe #notborednow
Matt [the esoteric introvert]: Last Tango in Paris…
Matt [the esoteric introvert]: #toureiffel / #eiffeltower
Matt [the esoteric introvert]: Not a lesson in perspective, @zatytom just has a very large goblet of beer. Obviously.
Matt [the esoteric introvert]: First drink with my first official visitor @zatytom
Matt [the esoteric introvert]: Post dinner cocktail at @offparisseine #hotel #bar #seine #paris #night #swimmingpool #goldswaninflatable
Matt [the esoteric introvert]: #promenadeplantee #paris #park #viaduct #disusedrailway
Matt [the esoteric introvert]: #promenadeplantee #paris #park #viaduct #disusedrailway
Matt [the esoteric introvert]: #Paris had a High Line years before New York did. #promenadeplantee #park #viaduct disusedrailway
Matt [the esoteric introvert]: Vive la France! #bastilleday #fetenationale #14juillet #france #paris
Matt [the esoteric introvert]: Liberté. Égalité. Fraternité. #parispride #paris #pride #parispride2016
Matt [the esoteric introvert]: All aboard the #homobus #parispride #paris #pride #parispride2016
Matt [the esoteric introvert]: #unicornpride at #parispride #unicorn #paris #pride #parispride2016
Matt [the esoteric introvert]: D. #franklindroosevelt #station #ligne9 #parismetro #paris #metro
Matt [the esoteric introvert]: #pretty #lights #parismetro #paris #metro #ligne1 #franklindroosevelt
Matt [the esoteric introvert]: Obligatory Paris selfie, I think it's against the law not to do this. #toureiffel #paris