Jac Vanek's shots:
Meow !
Jac Vanek's shots:
Oh ! Shocked !
Jac Vanek's shots:
M.C. Hammer learned the hard way that Chuck Norris can touch this.
Jac Vanek's shots:
Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.
Jac Vanek's shots:
Talk to the hand !
Jac Vanek's shots:
Freaky?!
Jac Vanek's shots:
I'm feeling blue
Jac Vanek's shots:
Reflection
Jac Vanek's shots:
Emo princess
Jac Vanek's shots:
The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.
Jac Vanek's shots:
Thinking of you
Jac Vanek's shots:
wondering
Jac Vanek's shots:
Sharp look
Jac Vanek's shots:
Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.
Jac Vanek's shots:
“There are two sides to every coin”
Jac Vanek's shots:
You don't have a soul. You are a Soul. You have a body.
Jac Vanek's shots:
Indian style
Jac Vanek's shots:
Chuck Norris’ house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
Jac Vanek's shots:
Bored
Jac Vanek's shots:
i don't know which will go first - rock 'n' roll or christianity.
Jac Vanek's shots:
There never was a good war or a bad peace.
Jac Vanek's shots:
Art is never finished, only abandoned.
Jac Vanek's shots:
chillin out maxin relaxin all cool
Jac Vanek's shots:
The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.
Jac Vanek's shots:
When God said, "Let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say please."
Jac Vanek's shots:
To be what you want to be, you must give up being what you are
Jac Vanek's shots:
Bullets dodge Chuck Norris.
Jac Vanek's shots:
If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fuck down.
Jac Vanek's shots:
Sad
Jac Vanek's shots:
BOGUS!
