itspaulkelly:
Creature Comforts
jerohme:
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resist me... i dare you...
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lion's head
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shep on a sunday
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penguin!
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disparaging bulldog
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squirrel
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nightingales are dicks
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sixteen percent of praying mantises are jehovah's witnesses
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fruit bats are just effeminate
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komodo dragons have a rich inner fantasy life
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elephants are close talkers
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ducks are very considerate lovers
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koalas eat eucalyptus because they lost a bet
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weasels are tired of 80s nostalgia
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gorillas like mom jeans
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walruses make excellent wingmen
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ostriches wonder when we are getting the jetpacks we were promised
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capybaras are very serious
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carly simon's "you're so vain" is actually about mountain goats
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tortoises will destroy us all. eventually.
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red pandas coast on their looks
