BaSSiStiSt: So, this is our new addition
BaSSiStiSt: Lou-dog!
BaSSiStiSt: He has a tasty tail
BaSSiStiSt: But he's also a darn good watchdog
BaSSiStiSt: When he's not sleeping
BaSSiStiSt: He also thinks he's a lapdog
BaSSiStiSt: He treats his rope like a burglar
BaSSiStiSt: Here's his first walk
BaSSiStiSt: He didn't mind the cold
BaSSiStiSt: I HEAR SOMETHING!!
BaSSiStiSt: And chicks dig him too
BaSSiStiSt: He looks like a cow
BaSSiStiSt: He's very mellow
BaSSiStiSt: And so cute!!
BaSSiStiSt: Here, he's eating my head
BaSSiStiSt: Mucho extra skin
BaSSiStiSt: LOVE me
BaSSiStiSt: This is my sexay look
BaSSiStiSt: But I'm kind of a narcoleptic too
BaSSiStiSt: HEY there
BaSSiStiSt: I am SO a lap dog
BaSSiStiSt: Here, Mom, let me help you compute
BaSSiStiSt: Out like a light
BaSSiStiSt: Hey, I had corn!