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Today I took Coco for a two-mile walk in honor of maternal health and @everymomcounts and earned an #OrangeRose badge on my #AppleWatch. If you have an Apple Watch, do a walk, run, or wheelchair workout of a mile or more today to unlock this badge. Since
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She told me to post this and hashtag it double glasses. #doubleglasses holy shit that hashtag is actually a thing.
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Last night my baby girl had her first babysitting gig. She was so excited about the whole thing, the responsibility of it and what that means in life. It really did feel like watching her walk for the first time, my chest swollen with the hope and fear of
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Another successful MPower lunch in San Francisco benefiting mothers across the world. Hug your mom this month if you can. We bite only if you deserve it. @everymomcounts
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The only thing I'm having a hard time with is that the studio at @ohhappyday would ever consider glitter at all.
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On May 1, 2016 I had flown over 70k miles from the start of the year to that date. Today I got on a plane for the first time in 2017. Neither scenario is inherently better than the other. But I will say it's been so nice to live out of an actual dresser a
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I have been in Park City for a two-day video shoot and it feels like the middle of winter. I can't stop grumbling like my bones hurt, but goddamn you, Longest Fucking Winter of My Entire Fucking Life.
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Afternoons with a Dancer -or- My Face is Glad I Wasn't Standing There When Her Leg Involuntarily Flipped Up
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Mom Of The Year, right here. Leta found these in a box of art supplies she unearthed after the move. OOPS. Although, I remember getting these as schwag at a mom blogging conference so I am going to blame either @lauramayes or @designmom and forgive mysel
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Rain combined with a routine mammogram make for the hottest date I've had in Utah in over a year.
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So many emotions tonight as I look at this photo of me and Simon Wheatcroft from exactly a year ago. Tomorrow he will run the Boston Marathon with @teamwithavision and @neil.bacon and I'm equal parts so happy and so gutted I'm not there. The experience an
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Happy Zombie Jesus Day! 💀🙏🐰Gigi on the left is my sister wife's daughter. I do all the laundry and @ivonna.tinkle does all the shopping. We split holiday shit.
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We are almost 10 days into this tonsillectomy and still playing pinball between GREAT and ON THE VERGE OF DYING. Leta is letting Marlo borrow her phone to explore Snapchat filters to help distract from the pain, so my Friday night is on point.
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We just finished watching the first season of "Felicity" and, wouldn't you know, she was in tears by the end of the episode just like her mother was almost 20 years ago when it first aired. She could watch the first episode of the second season right now
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Yesterday Marlo endured a tonsillectomy, and in the subsequent 24 hours I have witnessed every possible emotion a 7-year-old human can experience. I knew this would be a wild ride, but holy lord. My kid is the most fabulous and hysterical nutter who ever
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Today I launched a complete overhaul of the dooce.com design and identity with help from @cooper_house, featuring new family photos by @angiemonson. I've been longing to write again, and there's no better time than now.
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Toyota has let me test drive a Sienna this week leading up to Ballet West's performance of The Little Mermaid today. We'll get to the ballet stuff later because, y'all, I've been driving a minivan. I thought it would feel as gross and uncomfortable as wea
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I am letting Leta babysit her sister and friend tonight for the first time for a few hours. When I asked her how they were doing... yeah. I deserve this.
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#hairgramming with the new selfie light at the salon today. Seems some customers have requested "alone time" with this light, and I am not even going to entertain what that means. Thanks as always, @emgolie_hair
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I ordered the LARGE ENOUGH FOR A HUMAN TO BUILD A CAVE AND STORE DEAD BODIES IN IT-sized bed, apparently.
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Oven Mitts Armstrong (elbow and knee guards are on order after a little tumble last week, so we are improvising)
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It's pajama day in middle school (WTF) and a certain someone was a little nervous about having dipped her toe into the world of cosplay until we saw a boy dressed as a giant lizard walking into school. Jaws, meet Godzilla.
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That deafening, screeching howl you just heard was Coco trying to herd four small children in the lobby at the vet. Move along, no chaos to see here.
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Early last month I went in for a lash lift from my good friend @thespagal who has taken care of my eyebrows for the last 13 years. She’s a fellow full-time single mother who runs her own business, and I can’t recommend her enough to anyone local who is lo
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Coco is finding her places and corners in the house where she can position herself in case of an imminent wolf attack. Here she was just now in the master bathroom when I walked in from my bedroom to go pee. I feel so safe, y'all.
