briantologist: "Have a can of Cook!"
briantologist: ... Aaaand we're off.
briantologist: You guessed it.
briantologist: Oh, wait!
briantologist: "I still suck!"
briantologist: Ah, yes.
briantologist: Let the Excitement Begin.
briantologist: Meanwhile ...
briantologist: ... yeehaw.
briantologist: ... (shudder shudder.)
briantologist: "I'm a sex addict!"
briantologist: "Eeeeeeh."
briantologist: ... (shudder shudder shudder.)
briantologist: oh god.