briantologist:
"Have a can of Cook!"
briantologist:
... Aaaand we're off.
briantologist:
You guessed it.
briantologist:
Oh, wait!
briantologist:
"I still suck!"
briantologist:
Ah, yes.
briantologist:
Let the Excitement Begin.
briantologist:
Meanwhile ...
briantologist:
... yeehaw.
briantologist:
... (shudder shudder.)
briantologist:
"I'm a sex addict!"
briantologist:
"Eeeeeeh."
briantologist:
... (shudder shudder shudder.)
briantologist:
oh god.