BrentOzar: Unreliable antique hardware, midnight admin mistakes, tl;dr - corrupt. #SQLpoetry
BrentOzar: Whenever Brent trusts replication, SQL Server freaking explodes. #SQLpoetry
BrentOzar: AlwaysOn loves and hates. #SQLpoetry
BrentOzar: Because I'm good enough, smart enough, and doggone it, people like me.
BrentOzar: Watching Sal Khan, Kahn Academy founder, at the #RelativityFest day 3 keynote.
BrentOzar: My golden brown friends, it has been too long.
BrentOzar: Pick a cake, any cake...
BrentOzar: Standing room only for @peschkaj - and they're standing in the doorway too. #sqlsat440
BrentOzar: Opening keynote at #sqlsat440.
BrentOzar: No pressure. Noooo pressure. #sqlsat440
BrentOzar: Watching @peschkaj talk T-SQL Antipatterns at the #sqlsat440 pre-con.
BrentOzar: Here I come, Pittsburgh. #sqlsat440
BrentOzar: Beautiful Chicago morning in the golden hour.
BrentOzar: Burger shown actual size.
BrentOzar: Somebody isn't too happy about going out in the rain.
BrentOzar: The food. It just keeps coming.
BrentOzar: Setting up for another day of learnin'.
BrentOzar: Watching @kendralittle talk tempdb at our Senior DBA Class of 2015.
BrentOzar: Okay, now THAT might actually improve the quality of my sessions.
BrentOzar: Well, if it will make my presentation attendees happy, I need to give it a shot.
BrentOzar: Cheesecakes.
BrentOzar: Affogato: double espresso and ice cream. Awwwww yeah.
BrentOzar: Any port in a storm.
BrentOzar: Playing with the new 1.8" SSDs today at #DellDBAdays.
BrentOzar: Found @sqlchicken's part time hobby.
BrentOzar: Playing Exploding Kittens
BrentOzar: Quiet on the set!
BrentOzar: Current status: on set.
BrentOzar: We finished Success Middle School, now we're ready for the big time!
BrentOzar: Texas.