Beakman:
Is it weird that the only thing I'm thinking of is broken bones and emergency room visits? #coolkids #frightenedparents
Beakman:
When you are a man, sometimes you wear stretchy pants in your room. It's for fun. #heytakeiteasy #savemeapieceofthatcorn
Beakman:
Momma's milkshake brings all the boys to the yard #damnrightitsbetterthanyours #icanteachyoubutihavetocharge
Beakman:
This pretty much sums up my vacation. #ineedavacationfrommyvacation #3weeks #notlongenough
Beakman:
Note to self: Careful when holding Mateo up over my head because he is prone to spitting up in my mouth. #ittastedkindasweet
