Mack Messersohn: John Carpenter and Stan Lee Present.... The Thing from Queens.
Mack Messersohn: The Joker walks into a Chinese restaurant...
Mack Messersohn: Dirty Old Town. #walkinaftermidnight #hat #newhampshire
Mack Messersohn: Brain Teaser: What is MOST wrong with this cover?
Mack Messersohn: Okay, but this time I'm keeping my trousers on.
Mack Messersohn: That was a hell of a thing. #2012
Mack Messersohn: Why do I vote progressive? So America never has to eat like this again. #USA #USA #USA
Mack Messersohn: This damn town. #thisishalloween
Mack Messersohn: It wants to end my workday. It whispers in that voice of rifled papers, "Read me. Read only me."
Mack Messersohn: Now with inappropriate touching! #thisishalloween
Mack Messersohn: Rims and murder.
Mack Messersohn: Art critic.
Mack Messersohn: Now I got these leprechaun bastards on my ass.
Mack Messersohn: I'll tell you the secret to magic, mate... #seeyounexttuesday
Mack Messersohn: OCTOBER. And I'm out walking, why? #finaltweets #heatstroke
Mack Messersohn: Full. Of. Women. #binders
Mack Messersohn: Sleep tight.
Mack Messersohn: Cracked Superman
Mack Messersohn: Baystate Bat Zero
Mack Messersohn: The cup and what was in it. #honorable #jeezlouise #wegetdonations
Mack Messersohn: Down in the basement, we're decorating for October. #stationery #child02 #DontBlink
Mack Messersohn: Orange County politics. #freedom #contractions
Mack Messersohn: Wa-hey! Look what I found while cleaning: #PSOne #OnlySupposedToBlowTheBloodyDoorsOff
Mack Messersohn: Father... I shall become a Whisper Chipper. #YearOne #beaver
Mack Messersohn: "Martha! Fetch the rubber devices!"
Mack Messersohn: So, someone left this brass on my desk this morning.... Do you think it's a hint? #omerta #USA #USA #USA
Mack Messersohn: It sure fucking does. #albumcovers
Mack Messersohn: Congratulations! Welcome to your new job in Silent Hill. #branchlibrary #pipes
Mack Messersohn: The Thing Must Live. #milliondollarsequel
Mack Messersohn: BRB, checking my Klout score.