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Framed in the most wonderful way.
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“I guess we should have packed more clothes.”
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“NOT what I imagined when she asked if I wanted to see her pussy.”
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“I’m going to have to frisk you thoroughly, you know to make sure you are not hiding anything ON or IN your person.”
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No title needed.
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“My he shed. In here i AM King.”
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“Always willing to lend a hand… or two.”
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“Nope. Other leg. Okay now slide back a bit… ouch, nope that’s the cup holder. I can’t see anything by the dashboard light, let alone paradise. How the heck did we ever do this as kids?”
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“SL, where you can check up a girl’s skirt to see if she has on panties…. AND her vajayjay.”
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“I got wood!”
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“I feel personally attacked. Porn hub is only recommending videos less than 2 minutes long.”
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“Dammit I was only warned against sticking my tongue to a lamppost, no one said anything about other body parts!”
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“Nothing makes you feel more emasculated and inadequate than seeing your junk next to a urinal shaped like an enormous mouth.”
a.sideways18:
“Hey Dancer, I get that Santa is only visiting women on the REALLY naughty list this year,… but does he have to proclaim ‘Here cums Santa Claus’ with every one?”
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That look that would make you give away your own spleen if she asked for it.
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“Dammit, they never have the latest issue of Bombay Badonkadonks at this newsstand, who keeps buying them all?
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“A strange woman looked into my window this morning and saw me masturbating furiously. Thankfully, after about ten seconds of embarrassing silence, the light turned green.”
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“Just birdwatching… oh crap, I think that bird on the deck caught me looking.”
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Overheard at the lumber yard… “Yes, you are right, that’s some pretty impressive wood you got there.”
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When hubby gets home earlier than expected…
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“There, a basket of her favorite foods, well, I assume her faves since she is always using the emojis in her messages.”
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Va va va vroom
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“I can’t believe she fell for this being a new kind of covid test, but maybe she is just happy not to have anything else stuck up her nose.”
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“Yes, you are right she is a hottie and i would ‘groot’ her too.”
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“I swear we weren’t skinny dipping, it wasn’t until after we got out of the pool that we got naked.”
a.sideways18:
“This online sex position book is so difficult to follow,… unless there is a position called chewing on a mouthful of hair?”
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“Yikes. Got more hair poking out than a hipsters beard stuffed into an N95.”
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“You'll be fine, just keep telling yourself, afterward you will not have a sore mouth and can go back to giving blow jobs.... I mean,… eating normally.”
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“One of her kinks is to see me in vinyl from head to toe. Found some vintage vinyl, now not sure how to wear it.”
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And it was at this moment, as the sun reflected off the water, the nickname ‘sparkletits’ was born.
