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“Sure, embracing the retro lifestyle sounds cool until you realize there are no remotes and you have to walk over to turn on the tv.”
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Just chillin on a spring day with an old friend… oops, i mean, not saying she is old, saying we’ve known each other for a while.
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“Damn I really spent a fortune on myself, I guess I’m gonna have to put out tonight. Better moisturize my left hand.”
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“If I can just get the chicken hooked on coffee, I can have coffee infused eggs. It’ll be a breakfast game-changer.”
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“New year’s resolution almost lasted 2 weeks. Yep, that purchase is really working out.”
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“You know you’re Canadian when you play shirts vs skins street hockey in winter. I just wish I’d won the coin toss & got to be shirts.”
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“I have no idea how Santa does it, these reindeer don’t want to fly, they just want to eat grass and crap everywhere.”
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“I’m sorry Lucinda, but I don’t think having a pussy that tastes like peppermint is a ‘talent’ we can use in the show.”
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“Who has nuts that big that need cracking?”
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The disappointment when she asks if you want to do a Carol, and you realize she didn’t mean a 3some with her hot friend.
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Group cover for Maladjusted & Virtual Life
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She asked me to walk her home and I assumed this is where she lived.
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Sexy Santa is coming to fill your stockings, and remember he likes to use the back door.
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“Screw this walking in a winter wonderland shit, let’s steal these sleds and ride!”
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Canadian standoff. “After you.” “No, you first.” “No i insist, you first.” “Please, i insist, I’ll wait.”
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“🎼 He sees you when you’re sleeping…”
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“I really should tell her to duck, but she just never shuts up…”
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“Looks like the snow is sticking around, about time to put the chains on my crocs I reckon.”
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“They said smoking would end up killing me… but death won’t stop me from smoking.”
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“Are you sure they have FULL size chocolate bars? Seems we are WAY off the beaten path.”
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“If the viagra didn’t work, I don’t think there is much hope that will either.”
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“Oh it says DARE, that makes much more sense than Enter if you DAREL.”
a.sideways18:
“I may have misjudged what I could fit in my trunk,… That’s what she said.”
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“I’m not gonna say she is ugly, but I do wear a bag over my head in case her’s falls off.”
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“My wish didn’t come true, I want my coin back!”
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“She was always ready to put out…. Maybe she’s still warm.”
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Little did the geese know that Antony was needing a little more feather fill in his vest to keep the chill off...
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“If you build it, they will cum… a few more parts and I can test that theory.”
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I am sure I was winning the argument, but then she pulled a titty out…
