a.sideways18:
“Damn... you can put your pompoms away, i must have misread the text message, it was about the OTHER national sport Invented by a Canadian”
a.sideways18:
“If i knew i would attract this kind of bunny i would have put out carrots and wine a long time ago.”
a.sideways18:
“I would love to come watch the sunset with you, but these truck stop tacos seem to have other plans.”
a.sideways18:
“It’ll never work, we are from different worlds. You’re a rabbit and well, according to most people, I’m a jackass”
a.sideways18:
Catching up with a good friend over burgers and beer,... from the viewpoint of the nosey neighbour.
a.sideways18:
“This outdoor toilet has absolutely no privacy:
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“No one at the rental place told me there would be so much parallel parking here when I picked up this gondola.”
a.sideways18:
Group cover for SL Funny Artworks
a.sideways18:
“Look into the distance. Now pretend like you are trying to smell where a fart came from,... perfect. that’s it you nailed it.”
a.sideways18:
“Hey, its supposed to be strip club rules... no touching.”
a.sideways18:
“Yeah, yeah... I’m coming. Can’t i just see it from here... i knew we shouldn’t have moved into a place with so many stairs.”
a.sideways18:
“Oops, my bad, I kinda thought this washroom was way too clean for the men’s. By the way, you may wanna let that stall air out for a while.”
a.sideways18:
“Ooohhhh, yep, that’s the spot. That’s the last time i try to lift a jumbo sized bag of potato chips without stretching first.”
a.sideways18:
“I’ve decided to practice safe sex... so I’m painting an ‘X’ on all the sheep that kick.”
a.sideways18:
“I got lunch, and a few fashion accessories that might help you deal with my gastrointestinal issues.”
a.sideways18:
“Well yes I am happy to see you, but actually I just emptied my swear jar and those are rolls of Toonies in my pocket i am taking to the bank.”
a.sideways18:
“Your safe word is Sassafras? Really?!? That’s going to be tough to say with a ball gag in your mouth.”
a.sideways18:
“Luluwa! Awan! What are you doing bathing there! Oh great, now the fish are gonna smell like pussy.”
a.sideways18:
“Whoa, this looked way better last night. It’s gonna take a lot more than just some paint and a few flower decals to fix up.”
a.sideways18:
“The ropes on this swing look questionable, we should get naked to lessen our weight…. You know, just to be safe”
a.sideways18:
“I may be going out on a limb here, but…”
a.sideways18:
Pro-tip: silk panties are an excellent way to buff a shine back into old paint. Follow me for more helpful home improvement hints.
a.sideways18:
“Here’s a little ditty that just came to mind, sing along if you know it …. 🎵 the look of her nasty toenails was eclipsed only by the smell of her feet 🎵…”
a.sideways18:
“How’s that saying go? A bird in a cage is worth… er, um,.. something about a bush?
a.sideways18:
“This looks like a perfectly safe place to leave my car for the night… perhaps I’ll ask that nice lady on the corner to watch it for me and if she can recommend a good hotel.”
a.sideways18:
The difference between an Aussie seeing some Canada geese, and a Canadian seeing them. Probably the opposite would happen if we came across a kangaroo.
a.sideways18:
“Okay, almost got her all assembled,… hey, what? Why did they send two asses? Why would anyone need 2…. Oh, never mind, I guess some parts will get worn out. Oh look, extra nipples too!”
a.sideways18:
“Well, at least he had on clean underwear…. see, over there, on the other part of his torso.”
a.sideways18:
“… and with that, I was never asked to another PTA meeting.”
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Album cover for ‘The Cameltoe Sisters’ for their debut album and title track ‘Short Dresses & Longing Looks’.
