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“I need to lay off the green colored beer, I’m seeing leprechauns everywhere. It is going to make for some festive colored vomit tho.”
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Día de Muertos
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“You use your arrows to make one politician fall in love with his neighbour’s sheep and suddenly you are the bad guy”
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“What do you mean i can’t give you a list of what I want? That’s how it works with Santa. What makes you so special Mr Easter Bunny, if that is even your real name?”
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The real story behind how easter creme eggs are made.
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“Last time that bunny brings me poor quality chocolate.”
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“Jesus, are you in there? I know i said I would meet you after three days, but the romans were having one hell of a rager.”
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“If i knew i would attract this kind of bunny i would have put out carrots and wine a long time ago.”
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When art imitates life. (My long weekend plans).
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Happy Towel Day. As Douglas Adams wrote, you should always know where your towel is. (Especially if visitors stop by unexpectedly while naked in the hot tub.)
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“Whoa whoa whoa, calm down, I swear it’s a plastic pumpkin flashlight, i didn’t stick a flashlight up your relative’s ass.”
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“Oh great, so when it comes to women, i get overlooked & ignored by the dead as well as the living.”
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“Okay, lets try roll-call again, because you can’t all be named Brains so quit mumbling that.”
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“Okay halloween is over, let the Christmas season posting begin.”
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A fitting, and festive, end.
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“Well…. If bears can do it…”
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“Dammit I was only warned against sticking my tongue to a lamppost, no one said anything about other body parts!”
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“Hey Dancer, I get that Santa is only visiting women on the REALLY naughty list this year,… but does he have to proclaim ‘Here cums Santa Claus’ with every one?”
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“Hey don’t look at me like that. The boss said this is where eggnog comes from and I need to milk you.” #adamsphotochallenge Winter at Southern Roots
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“Every time a bell rings, an angel gets their wings.”
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“They’ll never miss one tree. I sure as heck ain’t paying for no pre-cut Christmas tree.”
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“Well Santa, I was expecting the white hair, but not the candy cane stripes…. How festive.”
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“There’s nothing more Christmasy than the taste of a marshmallow roasted over toxic flames.”
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“I told you throwing snowballs with rocks in them was a bad idea. Must remember to move the body before spring.”
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Buck. Naked.
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When your neighbour won’t take down their Christmas decorations so you take things into your own hands…
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“Dammit, all we keep finding are camels, where are all the people?”
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“I’m just gonna keep shooting arrows. Must be hitting something down there, and it’s way safer than getting close to people.”
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“I said i wanted to get me some tail, and the next thing i know i look like this.”
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“That is NOT what I meant when I said we should have a friend for thanksgiving dinner!”
