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“Take it from me, I’ve been over there and the grass is not greener. Now where was I?... one sheep, two sheep.... 3.... sheep....”
a.sideways18:
“For the last time, no i don’t know why it is mother goose and not mother duck, can i please get back to the story now?”
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Just heading into the big city...
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Was trying to stay awake till midnight with these Siberian polar bears but as you can see, we didn’t quite make it. Happy Orthodox New Year.
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12 seconds before being trampled
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“What the heck, this was supposed to be the bunny-hill, no one said anything about a deer-hill”
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The holidays are a time to spend with deer friends.
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Ambiance Hideaway Photo Contest 2020/21: Winterworld
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Don’t you hate it when you all show up wearing the same tuxedo?
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“Hold it right there fat man. This is private property & you lost these reindeer fair & square in that poker game.”
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Just a man and a steer singing in a field. I just wish he knew a song besides “I like to moooove it, mmoooove it, I like to mooove it, moooove it”
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“Yeah yeah yeah, rub it in, you can just fly over no need to wait for the tide. Smart ass beach chickens.”
a.sideways18:
“...and the bartender says, why the long face? No? Nothing? Get it, long face cuz he was a horse. Wow, tough crowd. That joke killed when I told it to the sheep.”
a.sideways18:
“Take a fox to make-out point at sunset and magic will happen they said. Well, we’re here, nothing is happening?”
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“First day at my new job being one of those shadows of a cowboy leaning against a wall. Wish me luck, I think I’m nailing it.”
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"So I met a Genie and one of my wishes was to be hung like a horse. Now I'm afraid to ask for my other ones."
a.sideways18:
“It appears this literally is a one horse town. Giddy up Gypsy, hopefully we can find a hotel that allows horses.”
a.sideways18:
“Well that was the shortest game of duck duck goose ever. Maybe I’m playing it wrong?”
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“Look at that great piece of ass on the hill... mmmmm. I sure hope the girl leaves though, she’s ruining my chance”
a.sideways18:
“I may have misunderstood riding bareback”
a.sideways18:
“So sending a dick pic as soon as a woman contacts you is too soon? Wow, do all women feel this way? You would think there would be memes all over FB if that was true.”
a.sideways18:
“What do you mean i can’t give you a list of what I want? That’s how it works with Santa. What makes you so special Mr Easter Bunny, if that is even your real name?”
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“Wouldn’t ewe know it, there’s a traffic jam on the bridge.”
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“One at a time ladies, please be careful, we don’t want a lamb slide.”
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“Okay, okay, no need to smite anyone,... we’ll take the skunks but they have to stay outside on the deck, no one wants to spend 40 days and 40 nights stuck inside with them.”
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“I just can’t seem to keep my pet fish alive.... third one I’ve lost this week”.
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“Last time that bunny brings me poor quality chocolate.”
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“Biggest trouble when in the desert riding a horse with no name? Getting it to stop. Whoa.... whoa I said.... um.... horse?”
a.sideways18:
“They say talking to yourself is a sign of insanity. Thankfully I have you guys to talk to, and well, Fred over there, but he is so standoffish ever since the incident.”
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“That’s it my tasty little butterfly,... just a little closer...”
