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“I get overwhelmed so easily. My anxiety creeps inside of me”
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Phantos - Dya’s Worlds Cover
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Exactly how big are these girls girls girls in this peep show to need a door that big? Not sure if I’m titillated or terrified.
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“Hurry up and take the photo already, I’ve got daisy petals in my tighty whities”
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Why is it whenever I get black out drunk I wake up at the docks with a very upset pelican looking at me funny, and i have feathers in my mouth?
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“I’ll be right with you, i just finished replacing this car’s tailpipe.... and it was exhausting.”
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We're miles apart But safe from dreams You're running from
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“I have to stop day drinking with people i barely know, this waking up in the desert naked is getting to be a problem”
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“Could you hurry and meet me at the west gate, this reindeer is looking at me like I’m his bitch. I knew I shouldn’t have worn this musky cologne”
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Recreating a moment, with childish abandon
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“Could someone please help me, I’m in pane”
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“... and in traffic news, its nose to tail out there for as far as I can see, so give yourself some extra time for your commute”
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Cloud watching... does it mean something that they all look like pairs of breasts to me? Oh, except that one, that looks like 3 boobs.
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Chase Ambiance Hideaway Cover - honoured to be chosen
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“If you do a Christmas themed selfie, is it called an “Elfie”?
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“As I stand here all alone in the cold wondering where I'm going to-day, For a snowflake fell and it felt like a kiss now I'm okay”
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“I wish you were here, I missed you. ... But as you can see I’m restocked with snowballs and won’t miss you next time.”
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For my best friend on her RL birthday, i hope you appreciate this picture of birthday cake
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“These winter sims have so much walking, and so many stairs, maybe a short cigarette break will help me catch my breath”
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Just a man and a steer singing in a field. I just wish he knew a song besides “I like to moooove it, mmoooove it, I like to mooove it, moooove it”
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“Hey! You with the camera! Quit following me.
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Welcome to MY North Pole. Please excuse my snowballs, its cold sitting in a snow bank naked.
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Thank you so much for the cover. I’m honoured.
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Thank you, I feel so honoured to be chosen
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This was not what I meant when I said I wanted to go out and get plowed last night.
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“Yeah yeah, you can have the chair next.... jeez, quit looking at me with that long face and sad eyes. I never should have named you Princess.”
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You’d think with the number of times I’ve watched Home Alone I would know to look for icy steps.
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Meanwhile, somewhere in Wales... “Come back. please. The others meant nothing. It’s always been ewe”
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“What is taking you so long.... what the hell?!?! That is NOT what i meant when i said go to the woodpile and grab some wood!”
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If literature has taught us anything, it’s when you are lost, you end up finding beauty... or you get eaten by inbred mountain folk or a crazy old woman living in a house made of candy. So..., you know, options.
