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WTF? This isn’t a beach!?!? I really need to update my landmarks. Merry beachmas everyone?
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“Could you hurry and meet me at the west gate, this reindeer is looking at me like I’m his bitch. I knew I shouldn’t have worn this musky cologne”
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Recreating a moment, with childish abandon
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“Could someone please help me, I’m in pane”
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“... and in traffic news, its nose to tail out there for as far as I can see, so give yourself some extra time for your commute”
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Chase Ambiance Hideaway Cover - honoured to be chosen
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“If you do a Christmas themed selfie, is it called an “Elfie”?
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“And again i have lulled a friend to sleep with the stories of my day. I wish they’d stop asking if i am that boring.”
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“As I stand here all alone in the cold wondering where I'm going to-day, For a snowflake fell and it felt like a kiss now I'm okay”
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“I wish you were here, I missed you. ... But as you can see I’m restocked with snowballs and won’t miss you next time.”
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“These winter sims have so much walking, and so many stairs, maybe a short cigarette break will help me catch my breath”
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“Hey! You with the camera! Quit following me.
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Welcome to MY North Pole. Please excuse my snowballs, its cold sitting in a snow bank naked.
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This was not what I meant when I said I wanted to go out and get plowed last night.
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Mall Santas are everywhere right now, but this one at the end of the bar keeps going on about “all the damn milk & cookies, who started the myth i like those?” Very odd.
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“Yeah yeah, you can have the chair next.... jeez, quit looking at me with that long face and sad eyes. I never should have named you Princess.”
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You’d think with the number of times I’ve watched Home Alone I would know to look for icy steps.
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“What is taking you so long.... what the hell?!?! That is NOT what i meant when i said go to the woodpile and grab some wood!”
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If literature has taught us anything, it’s when you are lost, you end up finding beauty... or you get eaten by inbred mountain folk or a crazy old woman living in a house made of candy. So..., you know, options.
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“Hold it right there fat man. This is private property & you lost these reindeer fair & square in that poker game.”
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Don’t you hate it when you all show up wearing the same tuxedo?
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Finally got me a little Christmas pussy.
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Most people: “look at the beauty of winter, the majesty of the season”. Me: “if i pee from here will it freeze before it hits the ground?”
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“Do you ever wonder what it would feel like to put your junk in a nutcrackers mouth? No? Just me? Well this is awkward.”
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Ambiance Hideaway Photo Contest 2020/21: Winterworld
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I really didn’t think this thru when I said I would help deliver presents, now I know why Santa doesn’t use a hot air balloon to do it.
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Note to self: Remember to turn off the electric train before looking under the tree for that misplaced present.
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Honoured to be chosen as the Chase Ambiance Hideaway group cover.
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Getting into the Boxing Day spirt... i may have misunderstood the meaning of the day.
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“I remember these things being much easier to get on when I was a child”
