a.sideways18:
Whoa, take it easy, I’m sorry about the crack about you needing a pedicure.... but you gotta admit those are some nasty looking toes.
a.sideways18:
Okay, okay,... this time i promise I’ll catch you, just fall back, .... trust me... *snickers*
a.sideways18:
Crap. I think the fat one smells me. Damn you seasonal muffins, i swear i am sweating pumpkin spice!
a.sideways18:
Don’t you hate it when you show up overdressed for a skin-optional party?
a.sideways18:
Okay deadites, show of hands, who wants to taste the bat and who wants to taste the shovel?
a.sideways18:
Ever get the feeling you are being watched?
a.sideways18:
Don’t you hate it when you get to a barbecue and the “meat” isn’t cooked yet? At least it stopped screaming tho.
a.sideways18:
“Nevermore” is not the answer to every freaking question, you stupid raven. Are you going to help me out of this straight jacket or not?
a.sideways18:
Okay I’m not crazy you see it too right? There IS a raven on my shoulder. I knew it, thanks mr unicorn.
a.sideways18:
Won’t you come out and play
a.sideways18:
Went to the fortune teller...
a.sideways18:
Good place to hide a body maybe.... ummm, you know, if you needed that kinda thing
a.sideways18:
In the theme of “where’s Waldo”.... where’s Antony?
a.sideways18:
Photobombing the dead
a.sideways18:
Okay, new plan, I’ll stay here, you go for help
a.sideways18:
Charlie Brown never expected this. The day the great pumpkin returns and is not pleased with the way we carve up his family.
a.sideways18:
“Mom?... mommy?.... are you okay, ... that house looks heavy.... mommy?...” (The untold part of the story)
a.sideways18:
Economy really is down, even the old woman who lived in a shoe is renting out rooms with Air BnB and delivering on broomstick for Uber Eats.
a.sideways18:
It’s like looking in a mirror.... I should probably get that goiter looked at, and lay off the carbs for a while.
a.sideways18:
My job as a acrobat spotter was short lived, as were the Luigi bros, when the bearded lady flashed me and I was distracted.
a.sideways18:
Evil clown college 101: “Now remember, this is important, WAIT until they are nearly asleep, THEN jump out of the closet laughing maniacally and waving the knife.”
a.sideways18:
“Hey, I recognize those moves.... Carlton Banks, Is that you in the clown costume?”
a.sideways18:
“That’s it, work it... pout a bit more... smile at the pumpkin... good, good... now smouldering.... show me those cheekbones....yes, you got it”
a.sideways18:
“Try again to guess how many fingers I’m holding up behind my back, and remember, “I’m going to eat your soul” is not the right answer so stop saying that.”
a.sideways18:
“Whoa, easy buddy... if you are gonna spend your day blowing up balloons, maybe lay off the chili-cheese-dogs”
a.sideways18:
Deep thoughts, by Antony Sideways: If that was my last name, and i owned this motel, I’d make everyone refer to me as Master.
a.sideways18:
Freakshow 2020 Photo Contest
a.sideways18:
Día de Muertos
a.sideways18:
“Funny, you seemed much taller in my nightmares.”
a.sideways18:
“Better be careful, whenever I approach a woman like that, I get my hands slapped. Of course i usually do it at chest height.”
