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No I’m no angel, No I’m no stranger to the dark
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Don’t fixate on the obstacle, embrace the challenge instead.
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Fill your eyes with waking light
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Remember to take time to stop and smell the... um.... daisies? WTF do i know, I’m no horticulturist. Just take a break once in a while, okay.
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Second star to the right and straight on till morning
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Don’t you hate it when you get to a barbecue and the “meat” isn’t cooked yet? At least it stopped screaming tho.
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Ever get the feeling you are being watched?
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Never take food truck recommendations from a pelican... those fish tacos were not fresh.
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Don’t you hate it when you show up overdressed for a skin-optional party?
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It’s not always about the ride, or the destination, sometimes it’s about finding yourself.
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Whoa, take it easy, I’m sorry about the crack about you needing a pedicure.... but you gotta admit those are some nasty looking toes.
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Okay, okay,... this time i promise I’ll catch you, just fall back, .... trust me... *snickers*
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Oh, give me the beat boys and free my soul
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Okay deadites, show of hands, who wants to taste the bat and who wants to taste the shovel?
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“Nevermore” is not the answer to every freaking question, you stupid raven. Are you going to help me out of this straight jacket or not?
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Okay I’m not crazy you see it too right? There IS a raven on my shoulder. I knew it, thanks mr unicorn.
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Damn. I really didn’t think this thru. Duh, how am i going to adjust the radio?
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The name of bar i know, oddly always full of oiled-up half-naked guys, and never any women there. Not sure why.
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I’m just a man, standing in a haunted pond, holding his zombicorn, and asking you to love him
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My job as a acrobat spotter was short lived, as were the Luigi bros, when the bearded lady flashed me and I was distracted.
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“Hey, I recognize those moves.... Carlton Banks, Is that you in the clown costume?”
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“That’s it, work it... pout a bit more... smile at the pumpkin... good, good... now smouldering.... show me those cheekbones....yes, you got it”
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“Try again to guess how many fingers I’m holding up behind my back, and remember, “I’m going to eat your soul” is not the right answer so stop saying that.”
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“Whoa, easy buddy... if you are gonna spend your day blowing up balloons, maybe lay off the chili-cheese-dogs”
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Deep thoughts, by Antony Sideways: If that was my last name, and i owned this motel, I’d make everyone refer to me as Master.
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And that’s when things got tents. (Get it, tents. Tense. Teehee.... I’ll let myself out.)
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“Yeah yeah yeah, rub it in, you can just fly over no need to wait for the tide. Smart ass beach chickens.”
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Freakshow 2020 Photo Contest
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Día de Muertos
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Heaven denied. “Heaven is closed, and hell is overcrowded, so i think I’ll just stay where i am”
