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She said no.
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Abandoned car and sex-doll? I was wondering what I was going to do this weekend...
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Oh, the Humanity!!! Another boot has lost its sole-mate
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Turn right at the elephant? What kind of stupi..... oh wait, never mind.
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Just my luck, the locals don’t speak English... and quit throwing feces at me, that is not helping at all.
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How did i get here? I really need to stop day drinking....
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Sex dolls: because they don’t need cuddling afterwards.
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Pro photo tip: always check what is in the background of your shots ;)
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Oh sorry, i thought you asked me to show you my pianist
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Okay, new plan, I’ll stay here, you go for help
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Photobombing the dead
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Good place to hide a body maybe.... ummm, you know, if you needed that kinda thing
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The original inspiration and the re-imagining.
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Looks a little sketchy.... but when did Yelp ever steer anyone wrong?
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Re-imagining a meme
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Art imitates life. (I can never stay awake when i sit on any couch it seems)
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Said with a shit-eating grin... “there, I’m not smoking in the house”
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Don’t you hate it when you get to a barbecue and the “meat” isn’t cooked yet? At least it stopped screaming tho.
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Never take food truck recommendations from a pelican... those fish tacos were not fresh.
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I’m not sure if I’m allergic to bees.... so I’m gonna lay down here and find out.
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Maybe it should say “boobs”? Art is just so subjective, you know?
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Hey 2020, I’d like to show you my favorite ring.
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Look ma, we gots us some indoor plumbin and a warsh tub like all them fancy townees
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Crap. I think the fat one smells me. Damn you seasonal muffins, i swear i am sweating pumpkin spice!
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Damn. I really didn’t think this thru. Duh, how am i going to adjust the radio?
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The name of bar i know, oddly always full of oiled-up half-naked guys, and never any women there. Not sure why.
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Charlie Brown never expected this. The day the great pumpkin returns and is not pleased with the way we carve up his family.
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“Mom?... mommy?.... are you okay, ... that house looks heavy.... mommy?...” (The untold part of the story)
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Economy really is down, even the old woman who lived in a shoe is renting out rooms with Air BnB and delivering on broomstick for Uber Eats.
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It’s like looking in a mirror.... I should probably get that goiter looked at, and lay off the carbs for a while.
