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Vimrod1: The Vimrod dailies are now archived every day at vimrod.com
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Vimrod1: If you had the choice between going to the office Xmas party, or helping weird uncle lubricate underbelly of his aging pet rhinoceros, which would you choose?
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Vimrod1: i shan’t be coming in to the office today because my reality distortion field has been fading so i am going to se y doctor to have it rebooted...
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Vimrod1: i don't have an eating disorder. i start at the top left corner and finish at the bottom right corner. totally orderly.
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Vimrod1: i love my whole clinical-nervous-mental-burnout-collapse thing
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Vimrod1: Throbbingly amazing? Why yes, I believe those two words do indeed best describe me
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Vimrod1: I have a friend called Choco and he is always late (made that up myself)
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Vimrod1: I admit my level of weirdness is above the national average, but i'm comfortable with it....
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Vimrod1: The answer is "endless weekend", irrespective of the question
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Vimrod1: 2 ways of dealing with housework [1] Strategic incompetence [2] Selective deafness
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Vimrod1: Health & wellness, or wealth & hellness? You decide.
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Vimrod1: Have a GREAT day. May the cloud of joy approach the farm of your life & rain its gentle drops onto the fields of ... That kind of stuff
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Vimrod1: I will not be coming in to work until you've sorted out the bloody printer...
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Vimrod1: i can't quite work out whether you are vintage vogue or retro quirky or vintage quirky or retro vogue or...
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Vimrod1: Are you a figment of my imagination or do real people like you actually exist?
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Vimrod1: Why do normal?
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Vimrod1: True Love: A definition
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Vimrod1: We have nothing to fear but fear itslef. And typos. I am also scared of typos..
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Vimrod1: Two words that best describe our family: [1] Possible [2] Inbreeding
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Vimrod1: Caffeine-free coffee is like chocolate-free chocolate
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Vimrod1: Yes, self-delusion IS actually quite a pleasant place to be
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Vimrod1: [poem] A gentle cloud of epicness, across the sea did blow. Which is why I'm feeling epic, in case you didn't know.
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Vimrod1: KEEP CALM AND error 404
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Vimrod1: The sandwich sandwich...
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Vimrod1: I have a great new invention: The Bread Sandwich. It comprises a single piece of bread between 2 pieces of buttered bread...
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Vimrod1: i love you for your omnificence (i.e. omnipresent magnificence)
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Vimrod1: I am as indecisive as the economy. I can't quite decide whether to slow down or melt down...
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Vimrod1: suffering from chocolate addiction is a contradiction in terms no?
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Vimrod1: I am late because it is the way of my people...
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Vimrod1: Keep calm and OMG ARE THOSE ALIENS!!