Ferocious J:
Come to five-dimensional rabbit at Annie's HQ in next 6 billion years if u want an ass kicking
Ferocious J:
According to my #2015bestnine, this was a great year, but then I knew that already.
Ferocious J:
GREETINGS FROM THE POPPIN POD. Captain Poppin checks in from her dogsitting bed with Commander Rabbit and The Indestructible Beaver.
Ferocious J:
Good advice from birthday pie
Ferocious J:
All great things are produced by great teams, and with that in mind I'd like to give myself and ONLY myself some props here, because my coworker for today has been mostly lazy and unhelpful. This outline isn't going to write itself, @paisleypuff!!
Ferocious J:
"I'm not here to tell you what you did wrong; that's something you're going to have to figure out for yourself. What's that look for?"
Ferocious J:
This meeting of the Eternal Tribunal is now called to order
Ferocious J:
I added two more factions to my favorite board game because I had just enough Photoshop knowledge to be dangerous to myself and others, AMA
Ferocious J:
Come to little pig's indestructible house of straw in next 12 mins if u want an ass kicking
Ferocious J:
Possibly the greatest corporate identity I have ever seen in my entire life; you win this round, Sacramento
Ferocious J:
I'm just going to say it: this is an ominous thing to see on a fire hydrant.
Ferocious J:
As Burrito King of SDCC Aisle 1300, I hereby claim my throne, which happens to be in Mexico and not San Diego for complex political reasons #latergram
Ferocious J:
I was as surprised as anyone to discover that the Caribbean really is the color it is on all the postcards. #latergram
Ferocious J:
Important fact: Mexico has different animals than we do. I saw some kind of mini capybara, iguanas everywhere, and a coatimundi I'm still sort of impressed with myself for identifying correctly. Note that the mammals' pictures had to be taken from far awa
Ferocious J:
The only convention food I need.
Ferocious J:
I'm starting a street gang
Ferocious J:
Sorry all other bumper sticker makers, Jon Rosenberg won the game
Ferocious J:
In the light of deep fried pineapple we are all renewed
Ferocious J:
Come to Alameda County Fair hobby collection of R2D2 memorabilia in next 11 mins if u want an ass kicking
Ferocious J:
Come to Alameda County Fair hobby collection of ... of rocks and novels in next 5 mins if u want an ass kicking
Ferocious J:
Come to Alameda County Fair hobby collection of cat shaped items in next 23 mins if u want an ass kicking
Ferocious J:
Come to Alameda County Fair Disney nutcracker hobby collection in next 14 mins if u want an ass kicking
Ferocious J:
Literal Watchdog. I wonder what counts as interesting to @paisleypuff from two floors up?
Ferocious J:
We don't need to talk about S'Moreos. They're fine. Okay? The S'moreos are fine. THESE LEMON ONES, THOUGH. These lemon ones are great! FIGHT ME
Ferocious J:
And now for an exclusive still from the upcoming indie film Borrowed Dogs Sleep Where They Want, starring @paisleypuff
Ferocious J:
The front steps of Mavis's childhood home, minutes after we pledged to do this thing for life. The story's at http://flavorcountry.tumblr.com/post/121621655661/mavis-isnt-a-huge-fan-of-big-surprises-and-wed
Ferocious J:
Because (a) Cottonelle's individually wrapped wipes are goddamn near impossible to find anywhere and (b) masculinity is a fragile construct
Ferocious J:
I swear the magnet isn't a commentary on this excellent photo of me and @jayzombie taken by @genex, it's just the last one free on the fridge! Alright, maybe it's a commentary on the lack of a bullet train between here and LA.
Ferocious J:
Either this is a call for a very specific kind of population growth or this impromptu street art is missing a vital word somewhere
Ferocious J:
You can't tell me what to do, hydrant.
