eliz.avery: Mitz and Fritz of Germany
eliz.avery: Typical German father, no doubt!
eliz.avery: Fritz forlorn
eliz.avery: They must OBEY!
eliz.avery: Piped upon her sausage?
eliz.avery: But the devil loves us fat or thin!
eliz.avery: It's a miracle! He changed water into breakfast!
eliz.avery: Getting over the hunger hump
eliz.avery: Really? My body is a complete angel ...
eliz.avery: The Devil loves commercial breaks
eliz.avery: Try this one on your family!
eliz.avery: And they kept telling me that my computer was the Devil's playground!
eliz.avery: He's really a secret binger.
eliz.avery: The ABCs of feelings
eliz.avery: A is for angry
eliz.avery: E is for embarrassed
eliz.avery: I is for Ill
eliz.avery: M is for mean
eliz.avery: O is for Obstinate
eliz.avery: W is for Worried
eliz.avery: Bastard in a blue blazer!
eliz.avery: Or that you could join....
eliz.avery: I'll bet you didn't know....
eliz.avery: Or that THIS is what True Artistic Diversity looks like!
eliz.avery: Buff clown in a tub
eliz.avery: A scene from Stephen King's This way to Peoria."
eliz.avery: New photos of CIA-sponsored clown torture methods!
eliz.avery: They're sending in the clowns for poor Henry Mancini
eliz.avery: Well, helloooooo sailor!
eliz.avery: Sailor Jack and the seaman