eliz.avery:
Or compare and contrast men's tighty whities
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Instead I'll try and get excited about small things. Like the toaster.
eliz.avery:
And I'll do some laundry...
eliz.avery:
But I think all my long-distance adventures will be on the phone...
eliz.avery:
Or I could sit naked in an upside down umbrella
eliz.avery:
NO!!!!!
eliz.avery:
You're cruisin' for a bruisin' buddy!
eliz.avery:
"What a THRILL mom," my teenagers said sardonically.
eliz.avery:
Lush lawn life
eliz.avery:
Kids, don't do this at home!
eliz.avery:
Penzoil ad
eliz.avery:
Joan
eliz.avery:
You can leave your hat on
eliz.avery:
Puffin Biscuits, "So light they almost float!"
eliz.avery:
Feeling disembodied? Lost (the rest of) your head?
eliz.avery:
And keep your mind out of the gutter!
eliz.avery:
My icon's new best friends
eliz.avery:
Banana Scream Pie....
eliz.avery:
My doctor often walks me to the door and waves goodbye
eliz.avery:
Fun and Frolic Painting Book
eliz.avery:
Advertising questions #1: Dear god! what happened after you flirted with trouble?
eliz.avery:
Silly advertising questions #2: What do Tampax users think?
eliz.avery:
Advertising questions # 3: Why didn't you tell me there had been another man?
eliz.avery:
Question #4: Should a man take a business worry home with him?
eliz.avery:
Question #5: What's Gnu With You?
eliz.avery:
Just hide under your desk, cover your eyes, and you'll be fine
eliz.avery:
Hot Mikado, starring Bill "Bojangles" Robinson
eliz.avery:
Radio City
eliz.avery:
Mad dogs and Englishmen, Go out in the mid day sun. The croupiers don't care to, and the gamblers, they don't dare to.
eliz.avery:
Selling beer to the little ladies....
